Topic: Obese man from the country's fatest state complains about what others eat
The Onion started this discussion 4 years ago#104,131
LAFAYETTE, LA -- The world's top experts in dietary science clamor around to hear the opinions of an obese man from the deep south. "It's all a bunch of hillbilly slop, I tell ya" he's heard saying in his latest press release.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 17 minutes later[^][v]#1,172,700
> fatest
The Onion (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,172,706
@previous (B)
fixed > Obese man from the countries' fatest state complains about what other's eat > > "Your're all a bunch of stalkers" he's heard saying while re-posting the same images of a man he's driven off the internet due to constant harassment and an over 25 year long obsession.
The Onion (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,172,708
MINICHAN, THE INTERNET -- Man with a degree from a local diploma mill frequently uses appeals to authority in his arguments. "Get that online degree, then we'll talk."
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 20 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,172,826
You are psychotically obsessed. Go outside and touch some grass!
The Onion (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 26 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,172,834
@previous (C) > Obese man from the countries' fatest state complains about what other's eat > > "Your're all a bunch of stalkers" he's heard saying while re-posting the same images of a man he's driven off the internet due to constant harassment and an over 25 year long obsession.
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,172,845
@previous (The Onion)
Why do you obsess over people from an obscure internet forum?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,172,848
@previous (C)
Does it really matter? We're all hurtling towards death and nothing we do matters anyway!