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Topic: PC maintenance day

Ks !KansasxqvM started this discussion 15 years ago #10,399

Image went missingBecause you lover your PC and you haven't done it in forever.

Clean yo shit up!
http://www.piriform.com/ccleaner/download/standard


Clean up dat registry!
http://www.eusing.com/free_registry_cleaner/registry_cleaner.htm


Defrag your shit!
http://www.auslogics.com/en/software/disk-defrag/


Optimize and customize that baby! (optional, but very good stuffs)
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5919838/TuneUp_Utilities_2011_v10.0.2011.65_Crack-Serials_[CC_RG]
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Fuck yeah! 2 20%
I guess... - 0%
Nah, done recently 7 70%
Nah, I like my shit slow and crusty 1 10%

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #184,633

> Reddit
/thread

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,634

CCleaner has a registry cleaner. Why need a separate one?

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,635

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
Eusing is a far more effective program, it also defrags registry IIRC. Ccleaner is best cleaner, but Eusing is best registry cleaner. Runs em for yourself and see.

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,636

Image went missing@184,633 (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)
It still cracked me up though. Fuckin' spiders man.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,637

What if we don't have a registry and tasks like garbage collection and fragmentation prevention are handled at the filesystem level?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,638

Just upgrade your version of Windows.

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,639

Image went missing@184,637 (D)
Then you might be a faggot.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,644

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Just upgrade your version of Windows.

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,645

Image went missing@184,638 (E)
I've always respected linux, but man, that shit is not for everyday use. I like gaming, and networking without 10,000 hours of crying in frustration at shit not working right.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,646

@OP
lol I've never had to do that kind of gay shit with my Mac.

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,647

Image went missing@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
> lol Mac

I've pretty much always stayed out of the Mac vs PC debates, but the other day I saw some pics explaining exactly and clearly why Macs are a rip-off. I wish I had saved them.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,648

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
brb defraggi... oh wait

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,649

Image went missing@184,647 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Was it this one?

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,650

Image went missing@184,648 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
You can run that OS on a PC and pay nearly half the money... Lrn2 think.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,651

@184,645 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
What do you think of OSX?

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,652

Image went missing@184,649 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
No, I have pic similar to that. It was a few pictures, breaking it down in clear and simple terms, totally undeniable facts about why Macs are a rip-off. I'll save them next time I see them and start a thread.

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,653

Image went missing@184,651 (E)
Its nice, but you can do pretty much anything it does with Windows 7, or you can do just as much with Linux.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,654

@184,652 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Lol Firewire. That's an older pic.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,655

Allow me to tell you a story.

> use Ubuntu, GNOME 3, the good stuff.
> in trouble because the lawn (long story, don't want to get into it)
> father takes computer
> he boots it up
> use a fairly secure password
> "Why can't I just click and open Windows?"
> mfw
> I go type in my password.
> "Why the hell do you have a password?"
> mfw
> GNOME 3 loads
> "Where the hell's the Start button?"
> mfw
> he starts going Kimmo on my keyboard
> "WHERE THE HELL'S THE START BUTTON?!!"
> mfw
> mfw I have no face because reduced to using the family computer (read: 1993)
> mfw I am now out of a computer because my father refuses to listen to reason.
> Guess what OS he uses most often.

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,657

Image went missing@previous (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)
Old people are afraid of technology, and it usually makes them rage.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #184,659

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Yep.

Also,
> 2011
> still using XP with IE 6

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #184,674

@184,655 (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)
Why would he take your computer and then try to use it?

also this is a recent story and you are currently stuck on a 90s computer?
If you are still allowed to computer, why can't you use your own?

Meals joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #184,685

@184,653 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Uhm, OS X can run essentially all Linux software. Linux cannot run OS X software..

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #184,688

@previous (Meals)
And windows cannot run either.

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #184,694

@184,685 (Meals)
I mean capabilities, not software.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #184,708

http://mydefrag.com/ is a better defragmentation utility imo.
@184,685 (Meals)
What's the point of that if you don't want OS X applications? It'd be like buying Windows 7 to use Cygwin.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #184,714

@184,685 (Meals)
> Uhm, OS X can run essentially all Linux software
Please tell me you're not referring to fink. That's like saying you can run essentially all Windows programs through wine.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,747

@184,674 (G)

> Why would he take your computer and then try to use it?
I don't know.
> also this is a recent story and you are currently stuck on a 90s computer?
The computer itself was apparently built in 1993, but has had various things break and get upgraded.
> If you are still allowed to computer, why can't you use your own?
Because trouble, rage at Linux.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,756

Image went missing@184,655 (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)

> mfw your dad started slapping your keyboard and screaming like a retard about start buttons

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,760

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
That was my face too.

Luckily I'm getting a new one tomorrow, so w/e.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,763

@previous (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)

So what did he do to your computer? Why do you need a new one?

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,764

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Keyboard was smashed into the insides, shit was fucked.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,765

Image went missing@previous (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)

What the fuck

I thought you just meant that he was doing like skd\fgbkuhsdvbfjs\vbdflkisgfisdfsdbfj on your keyboard or something

He actually broke it because there was no start button?

> my actual face when

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,768

@184,764 (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)
Your dad has issues.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,769

@184,765 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Yeah.
I needed an upgrade anyways.

@previous (I)
No shit.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,770

Image went missing@previous (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)

Why didn't you stop him smashing up your computer like a gorilla?

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,771

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
> trying to stop a gorilla
Exactly.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,774

Image went missing@previous (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)

Why didn't you yell NO DAD NO

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,777

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
@184,771 (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)

> >trying to stop a gorilla
> Exactly.

tl;dr I Scootaloo'd out and didn't do shit because beta as fuck.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,778

Image went missing@previous (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)

I knew it.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,780

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Fucking saved.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,782

Image went missing@previous (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)

Have this one too if you like.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,783

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
:')

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,784

Externally hosted image@previous (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)

amirite

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,785

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
I don't even like the CMC.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,787

Image went missing@previous (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,788

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Thread derailed by MLP, expect some delicious rage.

Yeah, together, they give me a headache, but apart (like the opening of episode 25) they're about 20% cooler.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,789

Image went missing@previous (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)

They're fucking awesome and adorkable

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,790

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Yes, but I don't see how a farm child, a chicken, and Willow Smith managed to get a spot on MLP.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,791

Image went missing@previous (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)

Well I don't see how a homo snake managed it either, but it happened..

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,796

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
True.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,797

> reshit
> ponyfaggots
> pretentious linfags
Why must this thread be so Goddamn terrible?

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,798

@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)

Dutchfag_faggot.jpg

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,799

@184,797 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
Blame racial mixing.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,800

@184,798 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
ponyfag_faggot.png

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,801

@184,785 (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)
Son...

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,803

Image went missing@184,799 (D)

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,805

Image went missing@184,652 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
> Mac pro
> 8 core Pentium
> Pentium

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,814

@184,800 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)

Truly, thou art mad.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,832

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
> ponyfag
> misusing "UMAD" memes
Typical cretin.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,834

@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)

Don't worry bro, when you're bored being angst-ridden and fat then I'll be here to support you.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,840

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Get over yourself, you horse-dick lover faggot.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,843

@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)

I offer you friendship and guidance whenever you need it.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,956

@184,840 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
...says the pedophile.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 53 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #184,969

@previous (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)
...says the equestriphile.
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