Topic: Children are irritating or creepy
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC started this discussion 3 years ago #103,903
Once I was in a metaphysical store and a little boy walked up to me and pointed to an urn. He said, when my mom dies, we'll put her in one of those. I said, okay
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,170,740
One time my family was eating dinner and my little white nephew told me he had a secret that no one else could know. He mentioned it several times and I started to really worry that he was being molested.
Turns out, he wanted to show me a Baby Yoda fort in Minecraft
Turns out, he wanted to show me a Baby Yoda fort in Minecraft
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) triple-posted this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,741
On Mother's day my family went out to dinner. I rode home with my sister and her husband and two year old son. She started talking about the Johnny Depp trial and the accusation that he had his penis out.
The my 3 year old nephew said, my daddy has a penis. I said, Oh that's nice.
He then replied I have a penis, and I said, I'm glad for you
The my 3 year old nephew said, my daddy has a penis. I said, Oh that's nice.
He then replied I have a penis, and I said, I'm glad for you
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) quadruple-posted this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,742
My white nephew is 8 now and he keeps getting in trouble for making deez nuts jokes at school
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,743
Kids are irritating, creepy, and, weird.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,745
Once we went to a butterfly and flower festival at Disney. They had a cool butterfly tent where the insects could free fly all around you.
My nephew was very little and didn't yet know that some bugs are beneficial and he smashed one. We secreted him out of there like he had murdered someone
My nephew was very little and didn't yet know that some bugs are beneficial and he smashed one. We secreted him out of there like he had murdered someone
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 21 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,746
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,748
@OP
So they're just like you?
So they're just like you?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,753
Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,755
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,757
Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,758
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
This is for Kook you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. Why you took me off the muh fuckin schedule with your trifling dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loopma body ass bitch. I'm commin up there and im gonna beat the fuck outta you bitch. And don’t even call the police today because I’m gonna come up there unexpected and wait on yo mothaufuckin ass bitch I’m commin to beat the fuck out of you bitch cuz you did that on purpose with your andre racist white ass. Thin hair bitch. Watch I’m comin to fuck you up bitch, I’m tellin you watch. I know what kind of car you drive I’m gonna wait on you and I’m gonna beat yo ass ass bitch cuz imma show you not to play with money bitch.
This is for Kook you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. Why you took me off the muh fuckin schedule with your trifling dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loopma body ass bitch. I'm commin up there and im gonna beat the fuck outta you bitch. And don’t even call the police today because I’m gonna come up there unexpected and wait on yo mothaufuckin ass bitch I’m commin to beat the fuck out of you bitch cuz you did that on purpose with your andre racist white ass. Thin hair bitch. Watch I’m comin to fuck you up bitch, I’m tellin you watch. I know what kind of car you drive I’m gonna wait on you and I’m gonna beat yo ass ass bitch cuz imma show you not to play with money bitch.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,759
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,760
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,761
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) triple-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,763
@1,170,758 (C)
@1,170,759 (D)
Also you two could have added your own stories, but you had to be boring
@1,170,759 (D)
Also you two could have added your own stories, but you had to be boring
Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,765
@1,170,761 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Beyond a certain level of eccentricity people enter "nice" mode and will smile and go along with anything a crazy says. Is it "nice" or is it "fear"? Perhaps the world will never know. Not really. I think we all know!
Beyond a certain level of eccentricity people enter "nice" mode and will smile and go along with anything a crazy says. Is it "nice" or is it "fear"? Perhaps the world will never know. Not really. I think we all know!
Anonymous C double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,766
@1,170,763 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
We may be boring but we're raising the standard of this boring ass thread.
We may be boring but we're raising the standard of this boring ass thread.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,768
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,769
@1,170,766 (C)
No you're not. You don't have one interesting kid quote? Not one? How is that possible
No you're not. You don't have one interesting kid quote? Not one? How is that possible
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 17 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,856
I just don't like kids. I didn't like being a kid either. I just wanted to go straight from conception to my twenties.
That is all.
That is all.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,860
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,869
boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,872
there should be a virtual readlity game where you slap kids face
Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 32 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,885
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,886
Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 54 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,898
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,899
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,901
Saying that children are irritating is like saying 1 + 1 = 2.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,902
@previous (I)
But my God some people love being around kids. The people in my family will pass around a baby all day
But my God some people love being around kids. The people in my family will pass around a baby all day