Anonymous A started this discussion 4 years ago#103,884
Sometimes I fall asleep and wish I had a warm fluffy cat next to me. My real cats are off hunting moths and spiders and doing actual cat things. Sometimes I wonder if there is a fluffy cat wishing it had a warm human to snuggle up to at night.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,170,723
Cats are great, they really are. But when/if my girlfriend and I live together I have a rule. No cats. They are affection vampires. They'll suck your need for affection and after you don't need to touch your partner because you have been cuddling with the cat for 2 hours.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,170,920
@1,170,719 (G)
This is my stalker, folks. He spends all day and night stalking my social media. Imagine what he must be and look like in real life.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,170,921