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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,349
GUYS i was so stoned earlier and then some weird monster clot came out of my vagina lololol i have pictures but i dont know how to upload because im stoned
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,352
> 2011 > Shtick thread.
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,353
MY BALLS STINK
WHY WONT SHE LOVE ME
ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,354
thSWIT is fs hhwow deye gyepe whene iA am drurebnerk
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,355
i like indie games lets play one together
@184,346 (ltamake !!onnLC5KY8)
I hate you so much ltamake.
I'm trying to distance myself from it. :(
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,356
Recently my dad walked right in on me and my gay lover sleeping naked without covers holding each others cock's. This was really embarrassing since my dad was homophobic. He was cursing and shouting at both me and him. Before I knew it I was kicked out of the house and so was he. From the lounge window he yelled at the top of his voice at 3am in the morning to never come back.
Both of us didn't know what to do, we heard muffled swearing and bangs and crashes inside the house. My friend eventually broke the most awkward moment in my life by asking me if I wanted to come back to his house since his parents were out of town too. I gladly agreed and we strolled down the neighbourhood down to a couple of blocks where he lived. As we walked, I was holding him and he was holding me, My head was tucked up on his shoulder and his head was leaning on me, this was a very nice but stressful moment. Things are so awkward
What do I do, Minichan?
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Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,357
Me and Krodan had such a lovely time last night. He sucked my dick and then I fucked his ass raw until I got him preggers
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,358
@previous (Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9)
Fats.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,359
I hugged a Stitch mascot at Disneyland today and got a hard-on. I'm not sure but I think they might have noticed lol. I changed the subject by giving them a copy of my EP. I hope they like it.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,360
Time to go to Disney land again!
Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,361
hamfist is such a hips,ter fag lol now if youll excuse me im going to make an experimental post-wubstep track in my rare Aristocrat fursuit
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,362
simmo is an angry faggot and MC is a hugbox for faggots
LOLOL I GET ANGRY ABOUT SHIT I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
sdkfhsgh sorry i ran out of cigarettes
NOW WITH NICKALOLLYOFF WITH THE WEATHER
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,363
Today I was eating an orange and it reminded me of salty so I cut myself then I cut it in half and squeezed the juice into my arm. Fucking bitch makes people go crazy.
I bet ninjj told her to do this to me!
Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,365
Fucking race-mixing scumbags are the slime of the Earth. Anyone who isn't normal and white should be burned alive. BTW I saw this really sexy tranny video today but I almost vomited cuz there was a nigger in it
!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,366
hey guise im a drunk faggot LOL
Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,367
I am a fucking whore that pretends to be afraid of black people to cover up the fact I like giant nigdick in my cunt :')
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,368
> America will never be a respectable country
:3
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,369
Yes I have thousands of pictures of Justin Bieber. How does that make me gay?
@184,367 (Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9)
Psychopath.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,370
Have you ever been to Detroit? Nigger women have kids faster than rabbits. I agree with David Duke that we should have these she-boons spayed from robbing us of our hard earned tax dollars.
Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,371
Lol I had a dream I was buttfucking Dustbunny and then Curbur showed up and melted my tits off btw did I mention that I'm a bisexual wannabe crossdresser? brb reading a Kurt Vonnegut novel
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,372
> Anonymous Coward posting shtick.
Reveal yourself if you're going to talk shit, faggot. Or do you not have any balls?
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,373
> Lol I had a dream I was buttfucking Dustbunny and then Curbur showed up and melted my tits off ntw did I mention that I'm a bisexual wannabe crossdresser? brb reading a Kurt Vonnegut novel
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,375
> never get mentioned in these threads.
Success.
Good news, foraâ„¢! (OP) quadruple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,376
I was unbanned today! LOLOLOLOLO FUCK OFF
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Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,377
There's no way I'm being pussywhipped by any cunt
oh shit curbur is calling brb we're going to paint our nails and listen to Muse
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^][v]#184,378
Thanks for listening, bud.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#184,534
What's a shtick?
!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#184,541
OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT. > mfw
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#184,545
~(`.`)~ :o >.<
SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#184,547
@184,369 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx) > Yes I have thousands of pictures of Justin Bieber. How does that make me gay?
Hmmmm.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#184,932