Topic: What is this board's position on anal sex?

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #103,708

Does it feel good? Is it worth trying once? Are there any alternatives for people who lack a vagina?

There are times when I can only imagine being on my back as a man with his throbbing cock shoves it so far up my asshHA HA HA HA HA GO FUCK A SHIT UP YOUR ASS

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,169,337

I know you're actually curious and that's okay

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,338

just have sex, @OP

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,340

Also anal is the alternative for people with penises

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,343

Reverse cowgirl.

boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,354

from behind

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,355

Have it if you want to, but do some research. Also, for the love of Jah, don't hurt yourself.

Father Merrin joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,356

Missionary anal is the only non-sinful way. Thanks.

Father Shtick replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,360

@previous (Father Merrin)
Missionary shtick is the only non-sinful way. Shtick.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,367

@1,169,343 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I did not make this post.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,368

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Nice try.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 33 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,374

Just have sex for fucks sake!!

Dick Minichan™ !Memes4aSuc (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,419

@1,169,356 (Father Merrin)
Stay out of my threads.

Father Merrin replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,420

@previous (Dick Minichan™ !Memes4aSuc)
Hello, The Doctor.

Dick Minichan™ !Memes4aSuc (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,421

@previous (Father Merrin)
> Everyone is The Doctor

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,423

@previous (Dick Minichan™ !Memes4aSuc)
Why haven't you had sex yet?

Father Merrin replied with this 3 years ago, 44 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,429

@1,169,421 (Dick Minichan™ !Memes4aSuc)
No, just you, Doctor.

Dick Minichan™ !Memes4aSuc (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,430

@previous (Father Merrin)
Tell me, is this "Doctor" in the room with us right now?

Father Merrin replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,432

@previous (Dick Minichan™ !Memes4aSuc)
Absolutely.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,433

@1,169,430 (Dick Minichan™ !Memes4aSuc)
Why haven't you had sex yet?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,466

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Why have you had sex? Fornicator.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,469

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

She only has sex with her waife, as the Lard intended.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,476

@previous (F)
Post-marital sex is against my religion.

Dick Minichan™ !Memes4aSuc (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,477

@1,169,432 (Father Merrin)
Up yer dosage.

Father Merrin replied with this 3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,480

@previous (Dick Minichan™ !Memes4aSuc)
Followed me here, I see.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,486

@previous (Father Merrin)

> Everyone is "The Doctor".

Father Merrin replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,487

@previous (F)
No, just you, Doctor.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,488

@previous (Father Merrin)

Father Merrin replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,489

@previous (F)
Followed me here because you just cannot get enough of me, eh?

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,490

@previous (Father Merrin)

You seem a bit obsessed. As a doctor, I can confirm this.

Father Merrin replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,491

@previous (F)
The obsessed one is the one who followed me here, Doctor.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,492

@previous (Father Merrin)

What if I told you, I don't post anywhere else?

Mods can confirm.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,495

Op,why don't you fuck?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,504

Op I want to crowdsource getting you laid

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,506

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
buy him fuck

Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,507

@1,169,504 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Why so ploopkenny?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,508

@previous (G)
I don't know what that means

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,509

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

It's a shtick.

Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,510

@1,169,508 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It’s a word I invented, adjective, that means “full of yourself.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,511

@previous (G)
Why am I full of myself?

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,512

@1,169,510 (G)

Get that GED, then we'll talk.

Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,514

@1,169,511 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It is meant in a charming and friendly way.

Father Merrin (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,518

I forgot about the (OP) thing lol

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,519

@previous (Father Merrin)
Are you being ploopkenny?