Topic: Becky, a ranch question

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #103,697

Let's say a famous, 3-Michelin-star chef invites you to a private dinner at his restaurant. He is famous worldwide for his very special spinach salad with Wagyu veal marrow, warm bacon vinaigrette dressing. It is considered the best dressing in the world by many top experts. Do you eat it, or do you substitute it for ranch?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,169,215

A 3-Michelin-star chef who doesn't use ranch in every meal is not a thing, sorry.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,216

@previous (B)
Dammit, good point. I concede.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,218

@previous (A)
You seem upset.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,223

@previous (C)
Upset? Rather, I am conceding to Becky and her ranch fetish.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,225

@previous (A)
You're a picky eater. I hate picky eaters.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,226

@previous (D)
I am a discriminating eater. Thanks.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,229

@previous (A)
You're a fucking idiot. Thanks.

cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,230

I don't eat veal, marrow, or spinach

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,231

@1,169,229 (E)

An obsessed fucking idiot*.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,235

@1,169,230 (cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo)
You would seriously turn down a world-class chef?

Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,246

@previous (A)

You are seriously still obsessing over this?

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,252

@previous (G)
When does he not obsess over anything?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,255

I smear ranch dressing on copies of Time Magazine and arrange them into the shape of Ukraine then I use my finger to draw a portrait of Rick Perry in the ranch sauce

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