Topic: Teaching my 12yo son to masturbate — Slate
Anonymous A started this discussion 4 years ago #103,477
https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html
> “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him.
🤔
> I reminded him of how two of his favorite TV characters, Maya from Pen15 and Andrew in Big Mouth, experience desire not just for other people, but in an abstract way too, with toys or even by fantasizing about a tomato, or a pillow, or themselves. We had previously binged Big Mouth, a raunchy comedy about a group of seventh graders going through puberty.
Why are Democrats like this?
> “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him.
🤔
> I reminded him of how two of his favorite TV characters, Maya from Pen15 and Andrew in Big Mouth, experience desire not just for other people, but in an abstract way too, with toys or even by fantasizing about a tomato, or a pillow, or themselves. We had previously binged Big Mouth, a raunchy comedy about a group of seventh graders going through puberty.
Why are Democrats like this?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #1,167,271
There must be a nice balance between this and teaching kids that masturbation will send them to hell
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,167,274
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Just teach them the dangers and let them figure the rest out themselves.
Just teach them the dangers and let them figure the rest out themselves.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,167,276
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,167,277
Also sometimes conservatives go way too far in the other direction. Like their reaction to the Disney movie Turning Red
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,167,278
@1,167,276 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Auto-errotic asphyxiation, etc, etc.
Basically, don't get too crazy with it.
Auto-errotic asphyxiation, etc, etc.
Basically, don't get too crazy with it.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,167,279
@previous (C)
I think one of the problems with letting them figure it out themselves, is how anti masturbation society is. Especially for females
I think one of the problems with letting them figure it out themselves, is how anti masturbation society is. Especially for females
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,167,286
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Well, I don't think parents are ready to get little Susie a vibrator for Christmas, unfortunately. There definitely should be something done about teaching kids how to not hurt themselves while madturbating, and probably no age restriction on buying the more tame sex toys.
Well, I don't think parents are ready to get little Susie a vibrator for Christmas, unfortunately. There definitely should be something done about teaching kids how to not hurt themselves while madturbating, and probably no age restriction on buying the more tame sex toys.
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,167,288
If you think about it, wouldn't a groomer not want children to know what sex actually is, so they can take advantage of them easier?
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@OP
> https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html
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> > “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him.
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> 🤔
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> > I reminded him of how two of his favorite TV characters, Maya from Pen15 and Andrew in Big Mouth, experience desire not just for other people, but in an abstract way too, with toys or even by fantasizing about a tomato, or a pillow, or themselves. We had previously binged Big Mouth, a raunchy comedy about a group of seventh graders going through puberty.
>
> Why are Democrats like this?
that's your first instinct here? it's like politics hijacked your every thought
> https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html
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> > “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him.
>
> 🤔
>
> > I reminded him of how two of his favorite TV characters, Maya from Pen15 and Andrew in Big Mouth, experience desire not just for other people, but in an abstract way too, with toys or even by fantasizing about a tomato, or a pillow, or themselves. We had previously binged Big Mouth, a raunchy comedy about a group of seventh graders going through puberty.
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> Why are Democrats like this?
that's your first instinct here? it's like politics hijacked your every thought
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,167,305
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,167,311
I figured out on my own. Pretty sure most kids would be able to as well.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,167,312
watching big mouth with your 12 y/o lmao
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@1,167,279 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I agree. You can't even jack off on the bus these days without someone getting offended 😡
I agree. You can't even jack off on the bus these days without someone getting offended 😡
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