Topic: You'll shit bricks when you see it
The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ started this discussion 15 years ago #1,034
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #19,831
Matt, matt. Poor and fat,
filthy, worthless, spamming rat.
Often drunk, lives alone,
spends welfare checks to pay off loans.
The loneliest prick, shticks all the same,
no female dares bear children in his name.
And, yet, he hollers day and night,
"I blame all others for my plight,
"It's they who spread trash 'round my shack!"
"It's they that make me binge and snack!"
"It's they that make me cry and spam!"
"It's they that make mods give a damn!"
"It's they that send an SUV,
to wreck my car I've yet to own,
through every pamphlet and every fee,
I still demand the best — on loan!"
Blame, blame.
The name of the game
played by those who
have mortgaged their shame!
filthy, worthless, spamming rat.
Often drunk, lives alone,
spends welfare checks to pay off loans.
The loneliest prick, shticks all the same,
no female dares bear children in his name.
And, yet, he hollers day and night,
"I blame all others for my plight,
"It's they who spread trash 'round my shack!"
"It's they that make me binge and snack!"
"It's they that make me cry and spam!"
"It's they that make mods give a damn!"
"It's they that send an SUV,
to wreck my car I've yet to own,
through every pamphlet and every fee,
I still demand the best — on loan!"
Blame, blame.
The name of the game
played by those who
have mortgaged their shame!
The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #19,832
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,834
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,837
> You'll shit bricks when you see it
You mean the bad shooping job? I know, I was shocked to see how terrible it was. Whoever did it should stick to his day job.
You mean the bad shooping job? I know, I was shocked to see how terrible it was. Whoever did it should stick to his day job.
The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,838
@19,834 (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
No. I am a bit overweight, but I am doing diet and exercise, and losing daily. Are you still seething with teenage suburban rage?
No. I am a bit overweight, but I am doing diet and exercise, and losing daily. Are you still seething with teenage suburban rage?
SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,842
wow thats bad.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,854
That doesn't even make sense. It isn't a real-life photo, so a picture of the real-life Kimmo doesn't fit in. The only way it would fit in would be if the image had something to do with somebody correcting grammar or saying something about being shitlisted.
I'm sorry, OP. This is a terrible, contrived attempt at humor. Please sit in the corner and refrain from posting until tomorrow.
I'm sorry, OP. This is a terrible, contrived attempt at humor. Please sit in the corner and refrain from posting until tomorrow.
dreamworks !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,917
r04r !SimoniBNZI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,924
This is fucking terrible. It's not even remotely funny. Give up, you're not funny.
dreamworks !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,945
i think my thread was better than this
it contained the word lol
and haha
it was pretty funny tho
it contained the word lol
and haha
it was pretty funny tho
RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,974
@19,924 (r04r !SimoniBNZI)Strike him down. Give in to your anger and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.
dreamworks !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,976
r04r !SimoniBNZI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,983
dreamworks !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,991
r04r !SimoniBNZI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #20,006
RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #20,008
dreamworks !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #20,074
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #20,204
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #20,232
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #20,237
The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #20,241
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #20,284
@20,237 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
I don't know you enough. You are just an average poster. If you have to ask for hate poetry about you, then you are not get poetry.
I don't know you enough. You are just an average poster. If you have to ask for hate poetry about you, then you are not get poetry.
é¾ !cP2gi3jKX2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #20,366
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #20,379
@20,284 (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
That's okay! I just thought that it might be fun. Are there any other well known posters worthy of a limerick?
That's okay! I just thought that it might be fun. Are there any other well known posters worthy of a limerick?
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