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Topic: Will Kimmo ever be found?

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #103,391

He's been ghost for a while. I wonder if he suicided

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,166,636

For 50 Krona a data broker could get you an address and phone number.

What are you going to do? Call him? He'll just hang up.

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,637

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> Answering unknown numbers when you aren't expecting a call.
> 2022

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,638

@1,166,636 (B)
I want to suck his BSC

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,639

Will the obsessed Autists ever let go of Kimmo?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,662

I remember he once declared that anontalk had a bug which caused a browser to basically attack the website, and an number of people had been permabanned for that reason, and he'd unpermabanned them should they ever return.

But he was an arsehole and once according to Encyclopedia Drammatica he got an erection while he had a child on his lap which means he should be cancelled for all of eternity. Plus he at one point lived with his mother.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,663

My theory is that he avoids online attention these days, after the Anontalk debacle and the subsequent failures of his other ventures.

I mean, in his day, he was pretty infamous online. Even now, googling the name Kimmo Alm brings up some very unflattering results. It makes sense that he'd want to vanish.

tteh said once that he thinks present-day Kimmo just works some anonymous IT job and had given up on internet projects, which sounds pretty plausible to me.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,664

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
That said, I'm surprised that nobody has put much effort into finding him again. Minichan and Tinychan have basically let him go, and nobody else on the chans seems to have looked for him either. At least as far as I know.

Maybe it's for the best, though. As far as we know, present-day Kimmo isn't running an absurd forum where he writes hilarious rage bulletins. I suspect that if he were tracked down, we wouldn't find the funny Kimmo from back in the day, but a paranoid recluse who wouldn't want to talk to us.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,688

I think maybe he has borderline personality disorder, due to his rages. BPD has a high suicide rate so there's a chance he's gone to a better place with his imaginary sky daddy. Plus he's unemployable unless he changes his name.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,695

@1,166,664 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

Since he lives the closest to Kimmo, I nominate Joran to find out where he is.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,696

@previous (C)
I second this. We shall send him into Stockholm to track Kimmo down... Joran shall question know associates, stake out places where Kimmo might be. Yes, he is the kind of man who can pull this off.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,700

Just start a website, something like whereiskimmoalm.com and see where IP addresses come from. That's how they found Olivia Newton John's boyfriend who went missing.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,705

https://www.ratsit.se/19850801-Kimmo_Johan_Alm_Hagersten/D7XF1qfziXUCe_mcdZWFjliIGU4JQvXtYKibP6lOBNA

Anyone want to spend 39 krona (<$5 usd, <€4) for the full report? Even if it doesn't have anything, it's a small amount to pay for a chance to get some updates on Kimmo and possibly get in touch with him again.

Who knows, maybe he could even join MC? Not likely, but it's in the range of remote possibility. Ten years can really change a man. Although, in Kimmo's case, I suspect he's probably become more unhinged, not less. But you never know.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,709

I'll volunteer to go find him. In fact, I just booked a hotel in Hagerston. Anyone know any good pizza restaurants there?

Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,716

@previous (D)
You sound obsessed.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,717

@previous (G)
With pizza? I am! I love it!

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,723

hmm

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,727

@1,166,639 (D)

> Will the obsessed Autists ever let go of Kimmo?

Tell us what you know about long term obsession.

Sysop joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,735

@1,166,709 (D)

> Hagerston

SHITLISTED!

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,807

@1,166,663 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
> IT job

Aye

And maybe he found himself a more reputable hobby like collecting hentai or now restores Sega Genesis consoles by hand

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,943

@previous (K)
Being young military personnel, we mostly enjoyed sitting on the beach next to my car listening to the car's radio while drinking a few beers. Not to mention watching all the pretty girls in bikinis walking by. lol

Anonymous K replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,952

@previous (L)
wat

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,953

Did Kimmo eat peepee?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,963

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