Topic: You do something. Suddenly, there is an identical clone of you right there.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU started this discussion 15 years ago #10,322 What do you do?
I, personally, would have sex with myself.
!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later[^] [v] #183,459 I'd fuck myself too. FO DA LULZ YO.
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 22 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,460 Ask if my Identical clone has any drugs. If so, we would get high.
Im sure an identical clone would love to chitchat about the same things i like.
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 12 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,461 Kill the fucker and start a whole new life.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,467 @183,460 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Would either of you ever consider fucking yourself?
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,470 @previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
No, that'd be gay dude. Very gay, maybe even some type of incest.
Fuck man .
!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,473 I WANT TO FUCK MYSELF. I WOULD PREFER MY BODY TO LOOK LIKE THIS THOUGH.
Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,474 I would give myself cuddles.
cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 26 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,476 @previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
Totally straight bro
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,478 @183,470 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
It wouldn't be incest. It's a clone, which so far isn't even legally a person. Plus since it's you that means it's not gay, unless you think fapping is also gay.
Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 29 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,480 I'd probably force-feed my clone some HRT pills and force him to be my general sex toy/slave.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,481 @previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
I bet you'd just suck him off so you can relive the glory days of jacking off into your own mouth.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,482 @183,478 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Well, I'm not gonna fuck a man, even if its myself. The fucker is either going to die, or become my slave, a slave would get complicated over the long run, and he may decide to take me out and steal my identity so murder is the best choice here.
Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,483 @183,481 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Not this shit again...
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,488 @183,482 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Whatever. That must mean that you hate yourself. I, meanwhile, am a narcissistic dreamboat, and would never want to kill I.
Homestar !RUNNERV7vk replied with this 15 years ago , 11 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,493 @183,481 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
@183,483 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
I would like to hear more about this. :)
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 53 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,494 @previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
Just a little confession he made a while back.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago , 27 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,495 @183,493 (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
He loves the cock.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #183,636 @183,493 (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
he is homosex
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #183,687 jump? joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 8 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #183,768 I killed him and took his powers.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #183,863 I would spam it with CP until it's shut down by the host.
TrollBuster3000 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #183,925 Op is a faggot and doesn't understand basic biology
vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #183,926 @183,863 (L)
lol
@previous (TrollBuster3000 )
> doesn't understand basic biology
And I'm not even the OP!
I would make it do all the shit I don't want to while I sit here and --contribute quality topics to the board-- shit it up with IHYSMP.
Richard Longshaft !wcVNID2OCo (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #183,932 @183,925 (TrollBuster3000 )
Why don't I
Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #184,123 @183,470 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Would it be gay, or would it be masturbation?
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #184,124 @previous (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
It'd be gay.
GAY GAY GAY .
TrollBuster3000 replied with this 15 years ago , 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #184,350 @183,932 (Richard Longshaft !wcVNID2OCo)
A clone is your child. You are pedophile. Kill yourself.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #184,677 @previous (TrollBuster3000 )
My penis is your child. You are pedophile. Kill yourself.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #184,697 @184,124 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
is masturbation gay?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #184,704 @previous (P)
As gay as it gets.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 12 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #184,928 Have him kill me, or go to work while I go to uni, earn money and then buy shit off the internet.
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #184,952 @184,350 (TrollBuster3000 )
Expert Biology Expert
TrollBuster3000 replied with this 15 years ago , 21 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #185,725
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