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Topic: Butcher fact of the month

Anonymous A started this discussion 4 years ago #103,176

In certain countries, if the animal has broken something du to transport difficulties, heavy winds, traffic accident, infighting etc, the animal is to be shot asap in the very spot it is found. It is forbidden to touch the animal since it has gotten itself into a laying position where it hurts the least.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,164,740

> something do to transport difficulties
> do to
Un-fucking-believable.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 57 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,164,741

@previous (B)

Haha oh no

Ok I fixed it

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 22 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,164,746

Can you still eat it though?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,164,749

@previous (C)

Sure, I think so, but it is still a significant waste. The animal will probably be very exhausted which will affect the meat quality and on top of that it's been emergency slaughtered in a very inconvenient place.

Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,164,752

@previous (A)
If necessary could you butcher a human? If so what part do you think would be the most flavorful?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,164,756

@previous (C)

That's a negative. The customers prefer the meat they requested and given the nature of our different shapes, sizes and lifestyles, it's very hard to know which part would taste good for the little craziez by the likes of you ;)

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Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,164,760

@previous (A)
Do you think boobs or ass would be tastier?

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,164,763

what else would you do

@1,164,746 (C)
not here legally

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 50 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,164,764

@1,164,760 (C)

I think that because we are sitting on our ass all the time, that our ass meat would make for some poor ham

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,164,765

@1,164,763 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

You might be a greedy and cruel man that doesn't want to turn profits into dog food.
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