Topic: these hillbillies in my county struck oil Weird-like
jodie !foster2PAQ started this discussion 4 years ago#103,158
The stunning find was made by local farmer Beverly Hill and her husband, Billy, who were making a run to the Wilco store when the front passenger-side tire of their old Nissan pickup struck a pothole so huge that it cracked their suspension — then a whole lot more.
“We thought the darn oil line got cut, but then Billy yells that it was way more oil than we would have in the truck — ’specially since we ain’t had it changed since the Reagan administration,” Beverly told The Canby Current. “It was spurting up taller than a Georgia pine.”
“It was higher than a hippy in a hot air balloon,” Billy agreed.
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#1,164,590
lmao
“The American people offer their gratitude to Kimberly Hall and the entire city of Cambodia for making the dream of energy independence finally come true.”
The White House press office later clarified that the president meant to say “Beverly Hill” and “Canby,” and that the statement “the energy crisis is solved” was intended to be metaphorical, while the Cambodian prime minister sought to distance himself from Biden’s remarks.
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) triple-posted this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,164,591
what is this article even
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) quadruple-posted this 4 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,164,592
oh it's local April fool's! very good
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) quintuple-posted this 4 years ago, 38 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,164,593
see, that's good local news. make fun of your residents, your current president, your former president, but mostly make fun of your dumb hillbilly residents
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) sextuple-posted this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,164,595
see I've just woken up and Google had supplied me with this headline as matter of fact news. thanks Google
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,164,601