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Topic: Fuck. I'm old.

Fats !BBbudGf3kM started this discussion 15 years ago #10,313

Image went missingToday I turned 32. THIRTY FUCKING TWO. I'm getting to the age where some of you are young enough to be my children. FUCK.

nimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later[^] [v] #183,288

happy birthday dad

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 39 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #183,289

…dad?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #183,290

@OP
Yeah go fuck you're mother. Steve Martin died today. Fuck those crippled kids.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #183,291

@183,288 (nimj)

> happy birthday dad

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #183,293

Happy birthday, Fats.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,295

Image went missingHappy birthday you faggot.

Also you're not old enough to be my dad so go fuck a shit up your arse.

Fats !BBbudGf3kM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,297

@183,288 (nimj)
@183,291 (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)
Thank you, my child.

@183,293 (F)
Thanks, bud.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,299

Hey everyone this dickhead @OP is lying. His birthday was toward the end of June. He is just crying out for attention.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,300

Will you feel this way when you turn 33?

Happy Birthday

Fats !BBbudGf3kM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,303

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)

> Will you feel this way when you turn 33?
>
> Happy Birthday

Hopefully not.

Also, Leo Vegas is 38 years old.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,304

@previous (Fats !BBbudGf3kM)
58 actually. I have a fake I.D.

Fats !BBbudGf3kM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,307

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Be ready to drink your face off this weekend, cunt.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,311

@previous (Fats !BBbudGf3kM)
I think i may be able to do that. Just don't get drunk again and start crying when you see the ocean. Faggot

Fats !BBbudGf3kM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,313

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Remember. The girl gets punched first.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,317

Have you ever eaten the ocean?

Fats !BBbudGf3kM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,322

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Once, though I can't remember the taste or texture.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,323

@183,313 (Fats !BBbudGf3kM)
Yes. The one who was just laughing at a joke I made. But you thought she was laughing at you.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,328

@183,322 (Fats !BBbudGf3kM)

I imagine that it's like trying to swallow a wet floppy thing.

Fats !BBbudGf3kM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,330

Image went missing> laughing at you

They're all laughing at me

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,334

@previous (Fats !BBbudGf3kM)
They always do

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,339

@183,330 (Fats !BBbudGf3kM)
What disease exactly makes you have a face the shape and texture of a peanut?

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,342

@previous (J)

Peanutitis.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,345

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
-itis usually means inflammation. Inflammation of the... peanut? WTF.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,346

@previous (G)

Sorry, I made a typo. I meant -iasis.

sim !!A+G8/bsTE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,348

fuck off

sim !!A+G8/bsTE double-posted this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,372

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
wat

Fats !BBbudGf3kM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,375

@previous (sim !!A+G8/bsTE)
I circled an ad in the paper that might interest you.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #183,384

Bout time for you to have some kids now bud, no one wants a 50 year old man for a dad.

!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #183,475

hey dad.
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