Topic: Shit. I dug her up. What now???
Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI started this discussion 4 years ago #103,031
She's pretty gross. I had fantasies, but SHIT, in real life, I mean, she stinks and is decomposing. I think I'm in too far. What should I do?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,163,373
There's this podcast I listen to on Youtube that covers folklore of topics like this. Maybe you should contact him. He only has like 5 subscribers, so there's no topic too small for him to cover.
Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,375
@previous (B)
Don't care about podcasts...I'm here right now with a corpse. What should I do? Shit. It's a little too real for me.
Don't care about podcasts...I'm here right now with a corpse. What should I do? Shit. It's a little too real for me.
Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,376
@previous (Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI)
Contact the owner of the podcast. He's written novels about related topics, with a punk rock focus. He's a Pulitzer Prize winning novelist, I kid you not.
Contact the owner of the podcast. He's written novels about related topics, with a punk rock focus. He's a Pulitzer Prize winning novelist, I kid you not.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,377
@1,163,375 (Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI)
You should probably call the cops. Explain to them what you've done. I'm sure they'll be friendly.
You should probably call the cops. Explain to them what you've done. I'm sure they'll be friendly.
boof joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,378
like, run for office pronto
Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,380
Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,382
@previous (Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI)
It isn't about the podcast, it's about the guy behind it. He even has a 2 year diploma in a vaguely defined discipline for Christ's sake!
It isn't about the podcast, it's about the guy behind it. He even has a 2 year diploma in a vaguely defined discipline for Christ's sake!
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,383
Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,384
Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 57 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,386
Fuck it. I came this far. I'm gonna finish what I started. I'm gonna take her clothes off and will report back in a few.
Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) triple-posted this 4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,387
Alright, I have her clothes off. This is so fucking weird, yet I am strangely turned on.
Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) quadruple-posted this 4 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,388
Oh GOD! So she was naked and I started to try to make love to her, and she came back to life as a fucking zombie!! I ran the fuck away! I am not hiding behind a tombstone, and she is lurching around the cemetery looking for me! FUCK! This is horrifying! What should I do????
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,391
Post about it on the internet, idk
blom joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,397
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,398
@OP
Could you tell us the name of the person you've dug up?
Could you tell us the name of the person you've dug up?
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,403
Pics or it didn't happen. Also you're probably someone who's name rhymes with hat.
Green !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 4 years ago, 47 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,404
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,414
@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
> Shtick. He already killed it and now it is dead and decomposing.
This. It was dead as soon as he made his first post.
> Shtick. He already killed it and now it is dead and decomposing.
This. It was dead as soon as he made his first post.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,416
OP has still never dug a grave. Thanks.
Anonymous I replied with this 4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,419
@previous (J)
> OP has still never dug a grave. Thanks.
He started digging a grave for this shtick as soon as he started it.
> OP has still never dug a grave. Thanks.
He started digging a grave for this shtick as soon as he started it.
Anonymous J replied with this 4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,422
@previous (I)
Okay, allow me to rephrase that. OP has still never dug a physical grave. Thanks.
Okay, allow me to rephrase that. OP has still never dug a physical grave. Thanks.
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Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 8 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,511
She followed me home, and now I have her locked in my bathroom. She wants to eat my brains! Shit! What am I supposed to do now?
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 33 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,523
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,525
Go all the way bud, give her some brain
