Topic: Indy's Fora Consulting: Growing and keeping fora alive since 1996
Indy's Fora Consulting LLC !!+ElCF11Pf started this discussion 4 years ago #103,024
Hi friends, I want to announce a new venture: my fora consulting business.
Basically, for a small fee, I will promote, post, and ensure your fora remains active. My portfolio is too numerous to post here, but dozens of fora have risen and fallen solely by my hand.
As a special thank you to the Minichan community, I will not be charging for my past 20 years of service to this fora. Take this as a special gift from Indy. Mods: please contact me immediately about going forward. I'm sure we can agree on a rate that makes sense for the entire fora to ensure my continued participation.
Anyway, I look forward to working with you all on your fora big and small!
Basically, for a small fee, I will promote, post, and ensure your fora remains active. My portfolio is too numerous to post here, but dozens of fora have risen and fallen solely by my hand.
As a special thank you to the Minichan community, I will not be charging for my past 20 years of service to this fora. Take this as a special gift from Indy. Mods: please contact me immediately about going forward. I'm sure we can agree on a rate that makes sense for the entire fora to ensure my continued participation.
Anyway, I look forward to working with you all on your fora big and small!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,163,326
Oh yeah, baby! I'm coming inside!
I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten.
I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,328
What is OP babbling on about?
Indy's Fora Consulting LLC !!+ElCF11Pf (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,341
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,343
Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,346
@1,163,341 (Indy's Fora Consulting LLC !!+ElCF11Pf)
You wanna know about my fumb, do ya, boy? Intrigue you, does it, boy? My fumb? Let me tell you about it.
I come from a long line of hitchhikers, all wif bleeding massive fumbs. You see, the fumb is a tremendous boon to the hitchhiker, helps wif work. You know what I mean?
Only problem was, when I was a child, my fumb was tiny! Not just tiny, like a single Sugar Puff, disgusting! Even me own motha would reel back in horror, like an anaconda!
"OH, WHAT IS IT?! GET IT OUT OF 'ERE! IT'S TINY, IT'S THE MOST REVOLTIN'! TAKE YOUR TINY FUMB AND GET OUTTA 'ERE! NEVER DARKEN MY DOOR AGAIN!" She'd say.
I had to leave the family unit, in search of a miracle.
I wandered the streets lookin' for the answer, and people told me of a magic shaman. Part man, part hornet. So, I went lookin' for 'im. I went everywhere, I combed the universe! In search of the stripey insect shaman.
Turns out, he was at a local primary school, in the bin. Reeling about wif the apple cores, like they do, and I stood there wif my fumb out. And 'e stung it! And 'e stung it, and 'e grabbed on to it! It was like 'e was making love to it wif his sting! In and out! In and out! More and more! Oh! The pus! The pain! The black voodoo! The wet jigsaw puzzle! I didn't know what was 'appenin'! Oh, for days I was in a trance! But when I came to, there it was! Like a giant fleshy maraca! A fumb, of gigantic proportion! "A miracle!" I said! "A miracle! You're a true wizard! 'Ow can I ever repay you?" And he said 500 euros. "500 euros?! You won't see penny one from me, you slag! Amd so, I raised my fumb up, to smash 'is tiny skull in! I could see in his little insect face, I could see him finking, "OH, I created that monster! I created that fumb, and now it's killing me! My own Beast and creation, killing me dead! The sweet irony!"
I fink 'e was saying that! Although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, 'e could 'ave just been shittin' 'imself.
You wanna know about my fumb, do ya, boy? Intrigue you, does it, boy? My fumb? Let me tell you about it.
I come from a long line of hitchhikers, all wif bleeding massive fumbs. You see, the fumb is a tremendous boon to the hitchhiker, helps wif work. You know what I mean?
Only problem was, when I was a child, my fumb was tiny! Not just tiny, like a single Sugar Puff, disgusting! Even me own motha would reel back in horror, like an anaconda!
"OH, WHAT IS IT?! GET IT OUT OF 'ERE! IT'S TINY, IT'S THE MOST REVOLTIN'! TAKE YOUR TINY FUMB AND GET OUTTA 'ERE! NEVER DARKEN MY DOOR AGAIN!" She'd say.
I had to leave the family unit, in search of a miracle.
I wandered the streets lookin' for the answer, and people told me of a magic shaman. Part man, part hornet. So, I went lookin' for 'im. I went everywhere, I combed the universe! In search of the stripey insect shaman.
Turns out, he was at a local primary school, in the bin. Reeling about wif the apple cores, like they do, and I stood there wif my fumb out. And 'e stung it! And 'e stung it, and 'e grabbed on to it! It was like 'e was making love to it wif his sting! In and out! In and out! More and more! Oh! The pus! The pain! The black voodoo! The wet jigsaw puzzle! I didn't know what was 'appenin'! Oh, for days I was in a trance! But when I came to, there it was! Like a giant fleshy maraca! A fumb, of gigantic proportion! "A miracle!" I said! "A miracle! You're a true wizard! 'Ow can I ever repay you?" And he said 500 euros. "500 euros?! You won't see penny one from me, you slag! Amd so, I raised my fumb up, to smash 'is tiny skull in! I could see in his little insect face, I could see him finking, "OH, I created that monster! I created that fumb, and now it's killing me! My own Beast and creation, killing me dead! The sweet irony!"
I fink 'e was saying that! Although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, 'e could 'ave just been shittin' 'imself.
(Edited 9 minutes later.)
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,348
Indy's Fora Consulting LLC
Traffic increase plans
-(tier 3)
The Fartpoop Plan
I post a lot about farts and poop.
(least expensive)
-(tier 2)
The Poopfart Plan
I post endlessly about poop and farts.
(moderately priced)
-(tier 1)
The Corpsepoopfart Plan
I make multiple user accounts and post endlessly about poop, dead people's poop, dead bodies, and farts.
(deluxe plan)
Traffic increase plans
-(tier 3)
The Fartpoop Plan
I post a lot about farts and poop.
(least expensive)
-(tier 2)
The Poopfart Plan
I post endlessly about poop and farts.
(moderately priced)
-(tier 1)
The Corpsepoopfart Plan
I make multiple user accounts and post endlessly about poop, dead people's poop, dead bodies, and farts.
(deluxe plan)
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,582
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,591
@OP
Does your company also try to extort Ukraine into buying non-existent natural gas and oil?
Does your company also try to extort Ukraine into buying non-existent natural gas and oil?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,592
Excited potential customer joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,744
Anonymous E replied with this 4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,776
@previous (Excited potential customer)
Yes. Pronouncing it as one word is actually required by the terms of service.
Yes. Pronouncing it as one word is actually required by the terms of service.