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Topic: So, a friend of mine I'll call "A" told me to come here.

Saddy !!z8WZwC8sX started this discussion 4 years ago #103,019

I'm going to 100% honest with you all. I'm very into dark things, like ghosts, demons, the dark arts, and all that shit. I hang out in cemeteries at night. I practice witchcraft, including black magic. I believe in vampires because I've met them. Get used to me, please, because I'm here, and nice to meet you by the way.

Roweena !!ESfYqv8Fq joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,163,246

Not I. Check the tripcode.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,247

Welcome. Although, I must say, you may not like it here. One of our most prominent members here is a pedophile, sociopath, liar, and cheat from a criminal family. The guy attempts to domineer the forum by spamming repetitive shtick. It really drowns out any hope of discussion.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,251

UGH

Saddy !!z8WZwC8sX (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 34 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,260

@1,163,247 (C)
Didn't ask, don't care.
@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
What?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,261

@previous (Saddy !!z8WZwC8sX)
D&O

Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,262

@1,163,260 (Saddy !!z8WZwC8sX)
Yes, you do.

Saddy !!z8WZwC8sX (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,264

@previous (C)
I do what? Stop being weird.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,266

@1,163,246 (Roweena !!ESfYqv8Fq)
Why did you say this unprompted?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,268

It's pretty funny how all these "new comers" automatically know how to make a tripcode, and on their very first post.

Dumb and obvious.

Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,269

@1,163,264 (Saddy !!z8WZwC8sX)
You do care.

Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,275

@1,163,268 (G)
I’ve been posting on Chan’s for years.

Anonymous G replied with this 4 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,276

@previous (Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI)
Yes Matt, we know you have.

Anonymous G double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,277

@1,163,275 (Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI)
Also, why are you using a different tripcode? Forget the first one already?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,278

@1,163,275 (Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI)

> Chan’s

🤔 replied with this 4 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,279

@1,163,275 (Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI)
> Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP)
> Saddy !!z8WZwC8sX

🤔

🤔 double-posted this 4 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,280

@1,163,278 (H)
> Masters's degree

Anonymous G replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,281

@previous (🤔)
Lets's us not forget, his degree cam from a online university.

Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,287

@1,163,279 (🤔)
@1,163,280 (🤔)
@previous (G)
I have no idea what you are taking about. Yes I changed tripcode. How does that affect you?

Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,289

@previous (Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI)
How do you think it affects us?

Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,296

@previous (C)
Not in the slightest bit, which is why I wonder why you make a big deal about it. Just weird is all.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,299

@1,163,278 (H)

> > Chan’s

MAtt and Syntax are the only people who do this

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,321

I've personally handled hundreds of dead bodies

Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,324

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Badass!!! How did that come about?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,325

@previous (Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI)
I worked in healthcare

Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,327

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Oh damn. So, like, what are dead bodies like? Are you ever scared they're going to come back to life?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,329

@previous (Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI)
they’re almost as dead as the Necrochick shtick you keep beating

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,330

@1,163,327 (Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI)
They are like the stillest people you are have experienced

No I am not retarded, and so I am not afraid of reanimation

Anonymous G replied with this 4 years ago, 41 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,331

@1,163,325 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You do know that Saddy and roweena is Matthew, right?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,333

@previous (G)
Oh I'm sure of it. But I don't get to talk about my weird stuff very often

(Edited 7 seconds later.)

Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,334

@1,163,330 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
How long does rigor mortis last?

Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 20 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,335

@1,163,331 (G)
Not sure what you mean, but my name is not Matthew.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 18 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,336

CALL KOOK, BECKY.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 39 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,338

@1,163,334 (Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI)
We wouldn't have the bodies long enough for rigor mortis to have set in. It doesn't happen right away

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 4 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,339

Externally hosted image

Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,340

@1,163,333 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> But I don't get to talk about my weird stuff very often
Aren't you on minichan like every night?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,345

@previous (C)
Yes but people aren't talking about weird stuff every night. Also I forget things until my memory is jogged

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,347

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You should start topics about your weird stuff more often. I feel like there are people here who would want to ask you plenty of questions about it.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,363

@previous (L)
I'm also hoping to entice Becky to call me so I can tell her about weird stuff that has happened

Anonymous L replied with this 4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,365

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You're not the only one hoping to entice Becky to call. I know she's busy with her lawyer job or whatever, but I wish she would text me "LOL Dongs" more frequently. Especially today, seeing as it's my birthday.

Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,366

@1,163,363 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It might be too much autism for one phone call. She charges extra for that.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,368

@1,163,365 (L)
Happy birthday!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 4 years ago, 27 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,369

@1,163,366 (C)
I have a lot of good asss stories

Anonymous L replied with this 4 years ago, 3 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,370

I thinkit's Meowth's birthday too.

Anonymous L double-posted this 4 years ago, 35 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,372

@1,163,369 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'd love to hear all of them.

The Board replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,374

@1,163,369 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Post them here. The Board loves quality content. Nom nom nom ^_^

Anonymous L replied with this 4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,385

@1,163,368 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Thank you.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,540

@1,163,372 (L)
@1,163,374 (The Board)
I'm trying to be coy so Becky may be tempted to call me. The suggested topics

1. My coworker who murdered two people

2. The mystery animal that bit my step-dad

3. I knew a guy who was hit by lightning and lived

4. I had a relative who killed his brother

5. The death of my hometowns aquatic Lil Sebastion

6. The time I couldn't beat a video game level and paid a rapist to help me

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,550

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'll take #1 for $200, Alexshey.

Anonymous C double-posted this 4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,552

@1,163,540 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Also, it sounds like there have been an unusually high number of sociopaths in your life and that's not even counting the sociopath that spams up this forum.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,569

@1,163,540 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Perhaps you should accept that Becky doesn't want to call you and respect her decision?

blom joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,574

@1,163,540 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I want to hear about some of these tbh

Anonymous G replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,581

@1,163,540 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> The time I couldn't beat a video game level and paid a rapist to help me

Wait.... what?

𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕞 replied with this 4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,608

@previous (G)

I do feel like it kind of describes itself. She couldn't beat a game level so she paid a rapist to do it for her.

Anonymous G replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,618

@previous (𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕞)
I understood what she said, but a rapist? 🤔🤔

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,680

@previous (G)
Yes. It was South Park: Stick of Truth
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