Topic: So, a friend of mine I'll call "A" told me to come here.
Saddy !!z8WZwC8sX started this discussion 4 years ago#103,019
I'm going to 100% honest with you all. I'm very into dark things, like ghosts, demons, the dark arts, and all that shit. I hang out in cemeteries at night. I practice witchcraft, including black magic. I believe in vampires because I've met them. Get used to me, please, because I'm here, and nice to meet you by the way.
Roweena !!ESfYqv8Fq joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#1,163,246
Not I. Check the tripcode.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,163,247
Welcome. Although, I must say, you may not like it here. One of our most prominent members here is a pedophile, sociopath, liar, and cheat from a criminal family. The guy attempts to domineer the forum by spamming repetitive shtick. It really drowns out any hope of discussion.
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,163,251
UGH
Saddy !!z8WZwC8sX (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 34 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,163,260
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,321
I've personally handled hundreds of dead bodies
Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,324
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Badass!!! How did that come about?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,325
@previous (Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI)
I worked in healthcare
Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,327
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Oh damn. So, like, what are dead bodies like? Are you ever scared they're going to come back to life?
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,329
@previous (Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI)
they’re almost as dead as the Necrochick shtick you keep beating
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,330
@1,163,327 (Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI)
They are like the stillest people you are have experienced
No I am not retarded, and so I am not afraid of reanimation
Anonymous G replied with this 4 years ago, 41 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,331
@1,163,325 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You do know that Saddy and roweena is Matthew, right?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,333
@previous (G)
Oh I'm sure of it. But I don't get to talk about my weird stuff very often
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Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,334
@1,163,330 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
How long does rigor mortis last?
Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 20 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,335
@1,163,331 (G)
Not sure what you mean, but my name is not Matthew.
Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 18 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,336
CALL KOOK, BECKY.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 39 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,338
@1,163,334 (Saddy !!3j9P5Y2SI)
We wouldn't have the bodies long enough for rigor mortis to have set in. It doesn't happen right away
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 4 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,339
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,340
@1,163,333 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC) > But I don't get to talk about my weird stuff very often
Aren't you on minichan like every night?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,345
@previous (C)
Yes but people aren't talking about weird stuff every night. Also I forget things until my memory is jogged
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,347
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You should start topics about your weird stuff more often. I feel like there are people here who would want to ask you plenty of questions about it.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,363
@previous (L)
I'm also hoping to entice Becky to call me so I can tell her about weird stuff that has happened
Anonymous L replied with this 4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,365
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You're not the only one hoping to entice Becky to call. I know she's busy with her lawyer job or whatever, but I wish she would text me "LOL Dongs" more frequently. Especially today, seeing as it's my birthday.
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,366
@1,163,363 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It might be too much autism for one phone call. She charges extra for that.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,163,368
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,163,540
@1,163,372 (L) @1,163,374 (The Board)
I'm trying to be coy so Becky may be tempted to call me. The suggested topics
1. My coworker who murdered two people
2. The mystery animal that bit my step-dad
3. I knew a guy who was hit by lightning and lived
4. I had a relative who killed his brother
5. The death of my hometowns aquatic Lil Sebastion
6. The time I couldn't beat a video game level and paid a rapist to help me
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Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,163,550
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'll take #1 for $200, Alexshey.
Anonymous C double-posted this 4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,163,552
@1,163,540 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Also, it sounds like there have been an unusually high number of sociopaths in your life and that's not even counting the sociopath that spams up this forum.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,163,569
@1,163,540 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Perhaps you should accept that Becky doesn't want to call you and respect her decision?
blom joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,163,574