Topic: FAO: Killer Lettuce
Erik !AltRitexT6 started this discussion 4 years ago #102,994
Do you have a Roman nobleman costume that you wear about town and a string purse that hangs from your belt filled with genuine roman coins?
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 50 minutes later[^] [v] #1,163,017
I gonna cut you slags up!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,022
@previous (B)
Ides was last week, bro. That's the traditional time to start stabbing people in togas. You missed the window.
Ides was last week, bro. That's the traditional time to start stabbing people in togas. You missed the window.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,024
Yes, I often dress up in a toga and try and pay for things in Roman currency. But none of the shopkeepers I've tried this with have yet accepted them. Absolutely barbaric.
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Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,025
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Actually I redact that. Wear a toga innit.
Actually I redact that. Wear a toga innit.
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Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,038
@1,163,022 (C)
Let me ask you somefing, you burk. Do I look like a reasonable man, or a peppermint nightmare?
Let me ask you somefing, you burk. Do I look like a reasonable man, or a peppermint nightmare?
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 33 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,039
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 13 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,116
Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,163,117
@previous (C)
You know what... I don't fink I am going to kill you.
As I was lying there, close to deaf, I had a bit of an epiphany... I realized young people like yourselves aren't interested in eels and Victorian nonsense. You like Pret a Manger and Lily Allen. I'm obsolete, I been livin' in the past, might as well go run me 'ead over wif a truck. Sorry to 'ave bothered you.
You know what... I don't fink I am going to kill you.
As I was lying there, close to deaf, I had a bit of an epiphany... I realized young people like yourselves aren't interested in eels and Victorian nonsense. You like Pret a Manger and Lily Allen. I'm obsolete, I been livin' in the past, might as well go run me 'ead over wif a truck. Sorry to 'ave bothered you.
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