Topic: Cornwall Coronary: Indy's Dark Secret

Green !StaYqkzUPc started this discussion 4 years ago #102,879

Indy had just come out of a Cornish pasty store. He enjoyed the Cornish pasty, however the potatoes were a bit off. Indy desperately need to poop. He found a quiet cliff, pulled down his pants and braced himself. Just as he was about to poop, a man having a heart attack licked his anus. Indy couldn't help himself, he sprayed sticky diarrhea all over the suffering man. Indy had made a farter stack on the man having a heart attack.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #1,162,019

hahahaha

Anonymous B double-posted this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,162,020

That's it! Does the Venice Voiding ring a bell?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,162,022

lol

Anonymous C double-posted this 4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,162,023

New Dehli Delirium?

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,162,024

@1,162,020 (B)
No please don't!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,162,030

@1,162,023 (C)

> Dehli

🥴

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,162,034

@1,162,024 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Green was visiting Venice. He came out of a pasta restaurant into a flooded St. Mark’s Piazza. The rigatoni were a little off, and his stomach was rumbling. He squatted in the water, thinking no one would see him shitting. Just as he was about to start, a gondolier sniffed his anus, and he shat all over the gondolier’s face! Green had dropped a pond-diarrhea, on the gondolier.

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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,162,035

@previous (E)
The Mokèlé-mbèmbé is a legendary African river monster, but what on earth is it?

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,162,036

@1,162,034 (E)
Lol. That's a trifle compared to the Moscow Mockery! I will reveal it tomorrow!

Anonymous E replied with this 4 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,162,042

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

You wouldn’t dare!

Apocalyptic Aubergine🍆 !eINzN28z8k joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,162,043

I'll thank you not mention the place in which I live again, @OP.

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Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,162,066

@1,162,030 (D)
> Dehli
As green well knows, there is a reason for this spelling.

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