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Topic: ITT: Beauty tips

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #1,027

If you want to get that glow, ensure there's no trace of makeup before you go to bed. Use Makeup removers.

Sleep does wonders to your skin, so try to get atleast 7 to 8 hours of rest everyday.

Drink lots of water, and if you can try to have at least 2 to 3 glasses of coconut water a day. Drinking more water will definitely help all skin types keep their complexions in top shape. Water cleanses our internal organs, hydrates and flushes impurities from our bodies, which if left sitting around in there may affect our faces. My oily skin has definitely been less greasy since I started consuming a liter or more of water per day, not to mention the exercise from going to the bathroom more often.

Work out is a good way to keep your skin healthy as it detoxifies the body.

Stick to a healthy diet of fruits and vegetables. Opt for salads instead of oily food. Use less oil while cooking. Try steaming, baking or roasting instead. It saves you a lot of calories, and is lighter to digest.

Is is also very important to go on a calorie binge at times. If gorging on a chocolate pastry makes you happy, go ahead. But remember to do this not more once a week. It could go the other way, and you may have to repent.

Honey: Aside from being a delicious treat and sweetener, honey is a popular beauty aid because of its hydrating and nourishing properties. Honey has been used to treat the scalp when it is swollen and itchy from dandruff. Mix some honey with a little warm water and dab it on the affected area of your scalp. You can leave 15 minutes and rinse, or leave it on overnight for a longer treatment.

Avocado: Avocadoes were highly revered for their beautifying properties, and now we know that the oil of the avocado is an excellent emollient and moisturizer. Try taking one-half of an avocado and mashing it into a pulp. Apply the pulp evenly to your face and leave it on for 20 minutes, then rinse with tepid water. It is great for hydrating the skin and makes a wonderful winter skin treatment.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #19,644

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,645

Apply water to body often.

Your shower can do this job adequately.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,646

@19,644 (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
Essential fatty acids are found in healthy oils and fats. They are a must since they condition skin, hair and nails from within. Eat a diet with plenty of olive oil, avocado, oily fish, seeds and nuts to maintain a youthful appearance (translation: plump, smooth skin)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,647

@19,645 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Drink lots of water.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,648

@previous (A)
NO

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,650

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Do it, NOW . It gives you beautiful skin. :D

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,651

Cook a pound of bacon. Discard the meat, but save the grease. Apply liberally to the face. Wash your clothes in urine for maximum efficiency.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,653

@19,650 (A)
MAYBE LATER

Possible Nega?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,655

@19,647 (A)
No. D:
Being told to drink water continuously for 2 weeks is annoying enough.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,657

@19,651 (D)
Oh lawdies that is so gross.
Bacon is gross
I don't know how you guys fancy the idea of pig fat strips drenched in oil to be yummy

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,658

@previous (A)
It's delicious!

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,661

@19,657 (A)

> pig fat strips drenched in oil

You apparently do not understand the concept of bacon.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,662

@19,658 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
+1

This is a fundamental law of the universe.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,663

@19,653 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I don't know how you colligated my text voice with Negas. We're nothing alike.
No, not Nega.

@19,655 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Just do it. You'll get rainin' bitches

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,666

I only shower once per week because doing it too much removes the scalp's and body's essential oils and dries out the skin. It is not healthy to bathe too much.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,668

@19,663 (A)
NO. If I could live on one glass of water a day in 40C for 2 weeks while doing physical training, I think I'm good now. D:

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,669

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
One glass of water a day? Were you constantly tired, in pain, hallucinating, and severely dehydrated? There is no way you were not.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,671

@19,663 (A)
The health tips and emoticons did it a little.


But I'll believe you, young man.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,676

@19,668 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
What the fuck? I wonder how hard it is for you to take a shit then.

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I see.
I ain't even a man yo. :|

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,677

@19,669 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Nope. ^_^
I was tired, true. But that was mostly from physical training and lack of sleep.

@previous (A)
...D:

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,680

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
There is no way you could not have been dehydrated. It is simply physiologically impossible.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,681

@19,677 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
You treat your body horrendously. Jebus.
Do you spend a lot of time in the bathroom because your feces is very hard and painful to get out?

(Edited 48 seconds later.)

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,683

@19,680 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
But...

@previous (A)
Yes, I'm aware.
By all logic, I should be dead now. Several times over.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,687

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Well no.
I guess you probably drink carbonated drinks like coke or something which has carbonated water.
Or juice or some shit.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,691

@previous (A)
Hmm. You know those half-sized plastic cups? I'd have two of those filled with juice. Plus a glass of water.
That was just about it. :3

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,692

@19,683 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Is this the Trip. I know and luv

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,695

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
lrn 2 stay on topic
k thx

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,696

@19,691 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)

Do you spend a lot of time in the bathroom because your feces is very hard and painful to get out?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,699

@previous (A)
Nope...D:
I mentioned it earlier, though. That was just for a period of two weeks.
Although I should still drink moar water.

@19,692 (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
Sure, why not.

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,702

@19,681 (A)
> Do you spend a lot of time in the bathroom because your feces is very hard and painful to get out?
Lolgross.
@OP
Do you follow all these tips yourself? How many bottles of water do you drink a day? I have about four to five.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,703

One can also drink their own urine to restore essential vitamins and minerals that are normally flushed from the body by drinking a lot of water.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,710

@previous (D)
Yuk!!

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,712

@19,703 (D)
Piss is 95% water.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,716

@19,703 (D)
Can you also eat your own feces for sustenance?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,723

@19,703 (D)
lol no.
lrn 2 excretory system

@19,702 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
I drink the same amount as you do. We were obviously meant to be.
As for the honey and avocado stuff, I will try it out today.
I shall also change my pillow sheets every other day beginning today. :D :D :D :D :D

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,724

You can have mine. I will go hungry if thats ok.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,725

@19,723 (A)
If you're trying to get rid of acne or something, put a clean towel on top of your pillow every night,

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,726

@19,716 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)

Yes. It has been confirmed by science.

@19,723 (A)

I have a PhD in traditional Chinese medicine. It is therapeutic as an anti-inflammatory, anti-spasmodic, anti-bacterial, anti-septic, as well as an antioxidant.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,728

lol OP is carebear

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,730

@19,726 (D)

> Yes. It has been confirmed by science.
>
>
>
> It is therapeutic as an anti-inflammatory, anti-spasmodic, anti-bacterial, anti-septic, as well as an antioxidant.

I would rather rot

Captain Obvious joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,731

@19,728 (H)
That's my job.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,734

@previous (Captain Obvious)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi2Hw0tPPao

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,735

@19,726 (D)
Urine contains urea. Urea is a metabolic waste product that is highly toxic to humans.............that's why we pee it out.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,736

@previous (A)

Excuse me, do you have a PhD? I don't think so.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,738

@previous (D)
*sigh*
okay.
Have fun drinking urine.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,739

@previous (A)

It truly is a panacea elixir.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,745

@previous (D)
What about other people's feces?

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,747

Well mine must be less contaminated than most of yours so you are welcome to it. Be a true piss head.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,753

@19,739 (D)
The panacea (pronounced /pænəˈsiːə/), named after the Greek goddess of healing, Panacea, also known as panchrest, was supposed to be a remedy that would cure all diseases and prolong life indefinitely. It was sought by the alchemists as a connection to the elixir of life and the philosopher's stone, a mythical substance which would enable the transmutation of common metals into gold.


lololololololo
> supposedly
> mythical substance
> Panacea a.k.a greek goddess a.k.a lolnotreal

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,756

@previous (A)

Very good. You are proficient in using Wikipedia. However, if you understood a modern context of the word, you would know that it applies to being a 'cure-all-for-what-ails-you', which is what urine does. You clearly do not understand this because you are swayed by Western taboo views. If you had a PhD like me, this would make sense to you.

@19,745 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)

No.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,758

@previous (D)
Want me to send you my urine? O.o

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,762

@previous (A)
Arab urine does not possess these qualities.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,765

@previous (H)
Fucking shit.
You know that feeling when you get trolled? :'{
It's like facepalm.jpg.gif.flac.mp3.mp4.exe.png

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,767

@19,758 (A)

No. It has no use to me. You clearly do not understand because you lack a PhD. Urine only has the panacea qualities when it's your own. However, I know someone who might be interested in your offer.

Picture related.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,768

@19,765 (A)
It's because you eat too many dates.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,771

@19,762 (H)
Arab
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
facepalm
@previous (H)
too many dates.

Ok

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,772

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
You're not a man until you've had a man.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,775

I'm not a man anyway. whats that an old Arab saying.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,776

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
Yes.
Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh?
I put that pussy in the sarcophagus.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,778

@19,768 (H)
I don't even like dates.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,780

@19,776 (H)
This is one of the more unusual chat up lines I have received. I think he is after a date with me!

(Edited 56 seconds later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,785

@19,778 (A)
Yes buy you are an infidel. You like pretzels :/

Anonymous H double-posted this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,786

@19,780 (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
I would like to taste your date.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,790

@19,785 (H)
WTF :|
who are you :/

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,792

At this point I will leave you two together. This is no place for a lad of my age.'bye

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,794

@19,790 (A)
Anon Herp Derp

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,814

@previous (H)
editi?

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,818

@previous (A)
I am Anon H that is enough

The Editor !nKs3AbhqKc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,824

@19,814 (A)
You aren't very good at that.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,840

@previous (The Editor !nKs3AbhqKc)
lol she doesn't know that we're not the same person it just says replied with

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #23,977

Use some kind of peeling at least once a week; not only will it make you look more attractive, but it also lessen the likelihood of future impurities.
I used to have a recipe for a regenerative mask composed of wheatgerm and honey, but it was lost it while I reorganising my documents.

Don't be afraid to alter your hairstyle dramatically: Who knows, maybe cornrows fit to that jawline of yours?

A large part of your attractiveness depends on a certain trait man has called many things over the centuries; be it "Charisma", "Presence", or simply "that certain vibe", they all describe a dynamic phenomenon that is hard to fit into the corset of our language.

It begins with the way you walk.

Do your shoulders droop forward as if you were permanent fear of decapitation?
Do you slouch as if your spine were twice as old and feeble as the rest of your body?
Have you detected a tendency to use clothing, baggage or hair to obscure your features?
does your glance dart nervously all over a group of people before being directed towards the ground?
^-All those patterns silently speak of somebody who has lost their way, has some kind of hidden guilt and doesn't want people to approach.

However, the other extreme is just as bad:
Do you stand unnaturally stiff like a pole, with your knees locked into position?
Do you ususally interact in straight lines (e.g: always look straight ahead, never make any hand-gestures etc.)?
^--This gives off the impression of somebody who has already made up their mind about everything, who might be somwhat judgemental or lack a sense of humour.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Nega !34Kas0OdzM double-posted this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #23,993

Fortunately, posture is responsive to training as long as underlying issues are addressed as well.

Stand straight, but allow your knees to remain un-locked.
Your spine is naturally curved; respect that.
If somebody were determined to chop of your head, they would do so, no matter if it is between your shoulder blades or not, so you might as well show it.
Survey a room you enter without staring (this comes with time).
Last but not least: smile.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM triple-posted this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #24,001

@19,663 (A)
Reading over this thread, I can see where our dearest Lettuce comes from, even though the secularity is only a small one.
@19,671 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Do I really give that many?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #24,004

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Not really, but you're the only one who does sometimes :p

Also I know suspect that OP is Ph.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #24,077

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

> Not really, but you're the only one who does sometimes :p
There's also Brainwurms.
> Also I now suspect that OP is Ph.
Is being an internet detective a toy?

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #24,084

I haven't seen Brainwurms post about health before, but I do respect him for his interest in psychology and Freud jokes.

Internet detectivism is a noble pursuit.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #24,095

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Fitness to be precise, but his writing style is more... terse, than my own.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54CkdT5QznQ&feature=feedf

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #24,236

@24,004 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
OP is Carebear ;|
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