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Topic: ITT: we lure Dave back

Anonymous A started this discussion 4 years ago #102,660

I am tired of this Daveless existence. It is miserable and pointless.

In here, we will say things that Dave won't be able to resist responding to, so that he rejoins our fora! Please join me, fora.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,159,793

You know what my biggest problem with Dave is? his taste in music is just so... Dadrock. Ugh.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,798

You know what my biggest problem with Russia is? They've produced fuck-all decent literature. Even America is ahead of them.

Idiots talk about The Brothers Karamazov, but it's such garbage. It's just some faggot crying about Orthodox Christianity. It's not even relevant today.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,800

Russia is a third world shit hole in its death throes, trying to raise attention to itself for the last time. Just like North Korea.

America is the wealthiest, most powerful nation on earth. The rest of the world can't help but consider its role and view in almost literally every world event. America is what the British empire attempted but could never achieve. Now the citizens of this failed empire are relegated to writing angry comments while wasting their lives away behind their keyboards. What a shame to meet a more enlightened, wealthy, influential, and successful version of what your country could've become.

jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 10 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,801

why

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 33 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,802

@1,159,798 (A)
Also considering the culture has existed for over a thousand years, the output per unit time is abysmal. Africa-tier.

Anonymous B double-posted this 4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,803

America is the freest super-power the world has ever, and possibly will ever see. If or when America ever falls, the world risk falling into a dark age the likes of which the world has never seen.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,804

I really love horror movies. But, unfortunately, none of the users here seem to know much about them. I wish we had a user who knew about horror movies, preferably enough to rank them in a numerical list.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,805

The socialism afforded by western European countries is made possible by the benevolence of the American empire. Without the caring, but firm, hand of the American military, western Europe would need to find a way to fund its own protection and weapons development programmes beyond training a few token cadets.

boof joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,811

Externally hosted imageFagginfoaghoblen

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,814

He's in Russia. His internet is blocked from the rest of the world now.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,920

Externally hosted imageI was promised a favourite non-fiction thread.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,170,240

You know what my problem with the Romans was? They just could not produce any worthwhile poets. Ovid, Virgil, Horace, all of their work was just terrible. You'd have to be a real pretentious twit to think they were actually good writers.
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