Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#182,517
Pretend to die
Show up there as a corpse
Yell out SURPRISE
Everyone will laugh and you will get a job
The end.
Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^][v]#182,518
kill yourself lol
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#182,520
Go ask for an application. Try to hide your erection while doing this.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#182,524
@182,518 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
You should take your own advice.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#182,644
My friend's going to school for funeral services. You should do it; there's a lot of money in it. And a lot of alcoholism, too, apparently.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#182,804
I applied for several jobs in a funeral home once. I knew I didn't have what it takes, so I saved everyone the trouble by making a horrible interviewee.
They asked me why they thought I'd be good working with the deceased. I told them that I thought it would be a laugh riot. They didn't hire me.