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Topic: Minitwitter #34: An Phoenix'd Editon

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE started this discussion 4 years ago #102,373

Externally hosted imageLike Phoenix the Bird, we have risen from the ashes.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,156,790

Externally hosted image> The Great Draad Massacre of Tickety-Two.

NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous B double-posted this 4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,791

Externally hosted imageI will no longer particpate in this "Minitwitter" until it is given the rightful number, 33-ish. It is disrespectful to act like those Minitwitters didn't happen, just because we lost them in the Draad Massacre.

NEVER FORGET!

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,797

@previous (B)
Why, whatever do you mean? The last Minitwitter before this one is #18.

(If people actually care, though, we can resume the numbering from the lost ones too).

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,800

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
ICARE

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,805

The people have spoken. Or two of them have, anyway.

B said the last one was #33 and I think that's correct, so let's say this is #34.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,806

Externally hosted imageThat's better.

Never forget, The Grate Draad Massacre of Tickety-Two!

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,807

Externally hosted imageWhen I've collected all* the coins of the Severan dynasty, I'd like to buy or make a little display like the one in this picture, laminated descriptions and all. It'd be like having my own museum display at home. 😌

*Or at least all of the ones I can realistically afford. One of Elagabalus' wives was only married to him for a very short time, so her coins are rare and thus prohibitively expensive.

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Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,823

> .net

Green !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 4 years ago, 38 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,824

Also I changed the password to my old UID recently and now I can't restore it 😢

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,836

@1,156,805 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Let me speak alongside them. This forum event was billed as a server failure, so let’s treat it that way. We can have a timeloop next year, if that will help your insatiable craving.

The minitwitters should be numbered as if everything really happened, thanks

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Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,837

Externally hosted imagedongs.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,850

Hi ho hi ho, off to work I go

blom joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,851

I've just got a Tree of Gondor tattoo, it's pretty sweet.

Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,853

Externally hosted imageCurrent status

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,854

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Welcome back mate! How was prison?

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Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,855

@1,156,853 (Erik !AltRitexT6)

Please make a draad to help clear up this porridge debacle. Thanks.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,870

@1,156,851 (blom)
Pics

Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 5 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,957

@1,156,823 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
> missing the opportunity to move the site to minichan.biz

Anonymous E replied with this 4 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,157,035

@previous (C)
minichan.edu

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,157,036

@previous (E)
minichan.xxx

Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,157,037

@previous (K)
@1,157,035 (E)
minichan.gov

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,157,047

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Anonymous B double-posted this 4 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,157,299

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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,157,351

A fun day at work this will be. Eyes glued to the news!

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,157,396

Bug report: new replies appears to be borked. It takes me to my last reply instead of the new replies. Chrome, Android.

Green !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 4 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,157,405

I'm entering talks about potentially moving to Cornwall.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,157,440

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tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,157,476

@1,157,396 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Thank you. I've noticed this issue as well. Should be fixed soon.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,157,992

@1,156,807 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
No! You're going to turn into a Bond villain hunting the world for rarer and rarer coins to quench your obsessive thirst.

It'll start out with buying them. Then you'll turn to ways to make quick cash or find loan scams to purchase new Elagabalus coins. Then comes the robbery phase. Before you know it you'll be standing in front of a team of thieves and murderers, some of whom have swords for legs and glass eyes that shoot laser beams, plotting to knock over the British Museum. Please pull back now, KS. There is still time.

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 14 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,053

@1,157,047 (B)
@1,157,299 (B)
@1,157,440 (B)
I've been thinking about doing another playthrough of this series. I haven't played them all the way through since sometime around 2008, back when the English translation of Mother 3 first came out. I'm playing Skyrim (again) right now, maybe when I finish that.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,222

Btw, mods this is my only UID now. I lost the main one I was using due to changing the password in 2021. I'll only be using this one from now on.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 13 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,346

It has been decided. I have purchased an Aquilia Severa coin.

This is the Vestal Virgin that Elagabalus married, which was massively offensive to Roman culture and religion, but he did it anyway. Twice. Fucking based.

I'm now 6 for 14 in my Severan coin collection. Some very, very nice progress.

@1,157,992 (M)
Look, as long as I can get the coins I want through peaceful means, nobody will get hurt.

> KS
I can see how you made that mistake, we're very similar.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 32 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,347

@1,158,222 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
You cheeky little sausage. That's fine! Use as many UIDs as you want!

jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,353

@1,158,346 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
nice

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 6 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,443

@1,158,346 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

> > KS
> I can see how you made that mistake, we're very similar.

Yep, both redneck white nationalists.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 20 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,704

Externally hosted imageWahey, another Roman coin arrived today. I'm not sure the picture gets it across, but this is my most lifelike on yet. It's absolutely incredible, it's like I'm looking at this ancient ruler's face.

This is Alexander Severus, cousin and successor of Elagabalus. He was actually shaping up to be a wise and benevolent Emperor, but he inherented some major issues from his predecessors. He also never quite got the army onside, resulting in them killing him and unwittingly starting the disastrous Crisis of the Third Century.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,724

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
How thick are these coins? It looks like you could bend it if you wanted to

Anonymous P replied with this 4 years ago, 37 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,757

@1,158,704 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
@previous (Q)
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,906

@1,158,724 (Q)
I would have taken a picture for you, but it's in a capsule now and I don't want to take it out of there.

It's not as thin as I think you're saying, though. I'd say it's about as thick as a modern coin.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,008

I didn't like Indy. I must've drank a 700ml bottle of vodka on my 19th birthday in under 20 minutes while watching the Futurama episode where Bender builds that statue. I passed out in the hall and ended up in hospital. When I awoke I was dazed, but one of the first things I did was ask for my phone and browsed minichan. One of the first posts I saw was Indy. I was overcome with joy that I was alive and I loved Indy ever since then. I put on my fedora and left the hospital and walked into some car place who called my family to pick me up.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,020

@1,158,053 (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)

I bet Mother 3 will be on NSO before long. Mother 1 and 2 are already there.

Anonymous M replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,036

Well, I'm not fond of Indy either. I've been drinking this 700ml bottle of gin since noon. I haven't been close to a hospital. That's where sick people go.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,041

@previous (M)
I've been drinking a fyne (cheap) white rum, 700ml. No hospitalisation yet.

Anonymous M replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,043

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Well good. I'm glad no hospitalisation has happened. I've got this bottle of gin that I'm keen on drinking. No one has tried to hospitalise me either. I will be drinking it and shitposting on your BBS if you don't mind.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,044

@previous (M)
You are cordially welcome to shitpost on our* BBS until the End of Days, my friend.

Anonymous M replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,045

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Thank you, sir. I will attempt to fulfill the task that was dedicated to me. I'm going to have to drink more gin...

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 replied with this 4 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,056

@1,159,020 (B)
I would be very surprised to see Mother 3 on there. I can't see Nintendo going through the effort to localize an old game like that, and I definitely don't see them licensing a fan translation. Mother 1 never came out here but that was a weird scenario where they had already completed a localized version back in the day but just chose not to release it.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,072

@1,159,045 (M)
I suspect this might not be the best time to ask, but I really wanted to get your take on Alexander Severus. I read a book about him recently, and I was pleasantly surprised. Far from being a docile mummy's boy, he actually did some charitable stuff and did push back against the senators and praetorians sometimes. Unfortunately he mishandled the military and that got him killed.

Mamaea was very important throughout his reign, though, that was still pretty undeniable.

Anonymous M replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,080

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
It sounds like he really had to learn fast. By all reports he did. Just not fast enough. I'm sure in normal times he would have been a great ruler. Severus and Caracalla had been shit rulers. It was about time for a "good" Severun. It's a shame.

> Mamaea was very important throughout his reign, though, that was still pretty undeniable.
Yeah, we're probably witnissing the role of Queen Julia.

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Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,089

@1,159,036 (M)
I was 19 at the time and had little experience with drinking. I got my drinking under control after that.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,115

@1,159,080 (M)
"Normal times" is an interesting choice of words, he definitely inherited some difficult situations from his Severan predecessors. Severus and Caracalla both overpaid the army, so he had to cut their numbers, which meant it took longer to mobilise for Parthia... The book also made the point that Severus and Caracalla bashing Rome's enemies so hard made it inevitable that they would regroup and be Alexander's problem down the line. IMO his only major misstep was not knowing how to make the soldiers like him, otherwise I think he was a generally good guy who got dropped into an tough reign.

> Yeah, we're probably witnissing the role of Queen Julia.
I remember you saying to me once that she probably wasn't very involved in his military decisions, and surviving inscriptions actually might back that up. Basically, all of the inscriptions that suck up to Alexander in a military context omit any mention of Mamaea, whereas in general they priased her effusively elsewhere. Maybe they thought it was inappropriate to praise a woman in a military context, but the omission does make me suspect you were right.

She and the other Severan Julias appeal to me a lot. They were obviously very clever and cunning women who went far in the male-dominated politics of the time. It's a shame that the written sources didn't write more about them.

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Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,116

@1,159,056 (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)

Idk, seems like it very well could happen.

https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/after-earthbounds-switch-release-mother-3s-producer-calls-for-the-japan-only-sequel-to-be-localised/

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 replied with this 4 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,119

@previous (B)
Don't get me wrong, I would love to see it officially localized. But even though one of the producers has voiced interest doesn't mean Nintendo will actually do it. As far as I can tell, he isn't really associated with Nintendo anymore anyway. There's much less demand for it now than there was back in 2006 when the game came out, and they didn't feel there was enough demand even back then to do it. The only thing I could see going for it now versus back then is the lack of production costs for a physical cartridge, since it would just be an online thing. That would cut down on their costs quite a bit, but it still isn't a trivial matter to localize a game. I don't see it happening unless they do some kind of modernized trilogy remake for Switch, in which case I could see them localizing that. But I don't really see that happening either, it seems the series had a bit of a resurgence when Undertale blew up, but even that has mostly died down now.

Maybe I'm just a pessimist since I've been let down since 2006 by this game's lack of localization. There have been so many similar stories over the years that gave the fanbase hope, just to be let down when absolutely nothing came of them.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 4 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,257

Speaking of an Phoenixing,a fire ripped through my community two years ago destroying 1,500 homes, and it's super slow to rebuild. But, the town of phoenix only has one sign with any mention of rising from the ashes, and it's disappointing

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,267

What is time? Many say the fourth dimension. People think that time moves in one direction. But what if we're wrong. I had an epiphany, time isn't constrained by the universe, the universe is constrained by time. It is not a single string, it is like a ball of. Our perception of time makes it go forward, but who's to say it can't go backward, reverse or go side to side? I was basing the timeloops based on the constraints of the universe, but it flows throw our fingers like a waterfall and we can't catch it. Maybe all time is existing at once.

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,270

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
yes, time is more like a ball. or a snake. time is the snake that you're inside of, an infinitely long cylinder

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,316

I am ascending. I have the gnosis. I understand everything and I understand nothing. I can see through time, my power is limitless yet it is limited.

Anonymous P replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,349

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

As above, so below.

Anonymous P double-posted this 4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,351

@1,159,267 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

Fundamental physics equations are time symmetric. Imagine watching a video of two billiard balls colliding. Without additional context, you wouldn't know if you were shown the original video or a reversed playing of it.

It is a great mystery why time as we perceive it (constantly increasing entropy, everyday experience, etc) is obviously very asymmetric. Although perhaps the idea that entropy is constantly increasing is a red herring and a relatively empty statement in itself due to the way entropy is defined.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,356

@previous (P)
I just take a lot of CBD.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,459

Well, I succeeded at Dry February.

But now, Wet March begins...

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,492

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

I'm gonna call you "Ol' Drippy"... Cause you're dripping all over my things.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 4 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,500

Externally hosted image@1,159,459 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
> Well, I succeeded at Dry February.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,505

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Absolutely. I did not have a beer towards the end, and I don't think that anyone could prove otherwise.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,509

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

Reported.

Anonymous M replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,528

@1,159,115 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

> I remember you saying to me once that she probably wasn't very involved in his military decisions, and surviving inscriptions actually might back that up. Basically, all of the inscriptions that suck up to Alexander in a military context omit any mention of Mamaea, whereas in general they priased her effusively elsewhere. Maybe they thought it was inappropriate to praise a woman in a military context, but the omission does make me suspect you were right.
I get the feeling she wasn't directly involved, like commanding troops or anything, but certainly leading from the rear. Particularly as far as Elagabalus' death was involved. The sheer amount of Roman misogyny is stunning to read in the histories. They did not approve of women organizing combat.

> She and the other Severan Julias appeal to me a lot. They were obviously very clever and cunning women who went far in the male-dominated politics of the time. It's a shame that the written sources didn't write more about them.
Their stories must have been amazing. I guess Augusta commanded quite the presence, but she was who she was. It's impressive to see women succeed in that kind of political society.

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Anonymous P replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,529

@previous (M)

> 1:@1,159,115 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
>
> > I remember you saying to me once that she probably wasn't very involved in his military decisions, and surviving inscriptions actually might back that up. Basically, all of the inscriptions that suck up to Alexander in a military context omit any mention of Mamaea, whereas in general they priased her effusively elsewhere. Maybe they thought it was inappropriate to praise a woman in a military context, but the omission does make me suspect you were right.
> I get the feeling she wasn't directly involved, like commanding troops or anything, but certainly leading from the rear. Particularly as far as Elagabalus' death was involved. The sheer amount of Roman misogyny is stunning to read in the histories. They did not approve of women organizing combat.

False, false, and false.

Anonymous M replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,531

@previous (P)
:P

Anonymous P replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,534

@previous (M)

🙃

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,535

A door appears before Killer Lettuce. This is his opportunity. Does he open the door and go through though?

Anonymous P replied with this 4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,544

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,545

@previous (P)
Eminem.

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,574

uhhhh I made a really long topic about my first kinda real lousy pot experience today but I accidentally deleted it because I suck at phone. it was just like a lousy time whatever I'm tired I feel like shit and I'm going to bed. goodnight y'all. except mark you smug cunt I hope you have a bad night lmao don't @me

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,577

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Ah have a better day tomorrow

Anonymous P replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,581

@1,159,574 (jodie !foster2PAQ)

And nothing of value was lost. Don't bother re-typing it. Thanks.

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,615

@previous (P)
yeah that's why I made a mini Twitter post instead

jodie !foster2PAQ double-posted this 4 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,616

@1,159,577 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
my day was ok except for I ate too much McDonald's

Anonymous P replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,617

@1,159,615 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Good.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,638

@1,159,616 (jodie !foster2PAQ)

A day can't be okay if you didn't eat too much MacDonald's, tbh.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,684

@1,159,616 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Ah poor thing

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,696

@1,159,528 (M)
> Particularly as far as Elagabalus' death was involved.
Yeah. At least one source outright says that Mamaea was bribing Praetorians to side with Alexander over Elagabalus. Considering the cunning and charismatic Empress she became after that, I consider this to be highly believable.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,697

Pete Tong innit bruv

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,699

Externally hosted image@1,159,528 (M)
Oh, I forgot to post this. I think you'll like this. My Aquilia Severa coin arrived! Considering how relatively rare her coins are, it's pretty incredible that I got one in this condition.

It's a shame that none of the sources really record what she thought about her situation, considering that Elagabalus marrying her was one of the most scandalous things that we know he actually did.

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Anonymous P replied with this 4 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,744

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
> considering that Elagabalus marrying her was one of the most scandalous things that we know he actually did.
Him beheading his siblings didn't make the cut for you?

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,749

@1,159,699 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
You really like your coins.

Anonymous P replied with this 4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,756

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
The empire loves their damn lists.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,758

@previous (P)
False analogy https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/the-history-of-laundry-list as you can see from the exhibit.

Anonymous P replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,760

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Not clicking that CP link.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,792

Externally hosted imageI'm Killer Lettuce.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,799

Externally hosted imageThis draad is officially Giffler'd.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,159,945

No I will not be reincarnated. Fuck you 🖕

Green !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,158

Get ready for fun...

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,171

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Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,185

@previous (B)
I will have all the options. I will be EVERYWHERE

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,194

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I've popped my pant.
Haven't you?

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,195

@previous (B)
Imagine a tree. That tree will show you the

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,197

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The giving tree was a chump.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,200

@previous (B)
If you ask me if you could, want it is all you need.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,201

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Anonymous B double-posted this 4 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,202

100 git.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,204

@1,160,201 (B)
It's like my mind is scattered. I can't think or type in coherent sentences anymore. Maybe it's anxiety. It's like paper blowing in the wind and you're desperately trying to grab it.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,209

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Anonymous D replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,211

@previous (B)
I love Family Guy!

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,219

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Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,252

I really, really want some rice pudding and custard. Tomorrow!

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 2 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,564

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Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,882

Man's got bear cherries. Need more fruit innit.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,883

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Tony believes in you!

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 22 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,160,982

I am everywhere. I am on top of a mountain. I am in a volcano. I am vibrating at a higher frequency.

Green !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,133

I tried speaking to some Russians and they were very hostile.

The Shtickler !!BQDwsj6MT replied with this 4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,136

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Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,138

@previous (The Shtickler !!BQDwsj6MT)
https://youtu.be/2EwvmpFC1Fo

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,142

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Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,220

I just realised another sad casualty of the server wipe: Autphag's insane posts when he came back last time. They featured, among other things: Autphag posting as his "employer" to try and get around him breaking his Internet ban, a post that implied that tteh was running this site while he was 13, and sudden claims that he had gotten degrees and PhDs from nonexistent universities.

I was trying to find a particularly hilarious post where he constructs an elaborate and bizarre history of Dave's university education. Sadly, it's gone. Gone forever. 😔

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Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,223

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Shit. They were gold.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,230

@1,161,220 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

Very negroidial.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,329

I believe in Killer Lettuce every single day.

Green !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,554

I have achieved enlightenment.

cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,574

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Tell us more

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,580

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Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 12 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,646

@1,161,329 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
I really wish you weren't influenced by my posts. I know you look up to me as a hero, but you shouldn't. I am a loser. When you turn 18, I don't want you to imitate me.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,648

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Hey, Old Killey!

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,692

@1,161,574 (cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo)
I need chapsticks.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,698

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Popped pant, innit.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,757

@previous (B)
He will come to you and tell you three words. These are 3 words of light.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 13 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,852

I quite want to take my Roman coin collection, and calculate how wealthy it would have made me in Roman times, and also convert it to modern currency.

Which sounds easy, of course, but I'd have to look at the Severan-period Roman economy specifically to for a more accurate idea. That could be harder. 🤔

blom replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,862

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

I feel like Croesus probably had more than a couple dozen coins

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Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,870

@previous (blom)
Haha, at first I thought this was some weird typo of Crassus, then I googled it. Didn't know about this guy!

I checked briefly to see if there were any modern estimates trying to quantify his wealth, as I know that's been attempted for Crassus. But I didn't see anything. I guess he would be harder to do that for.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,890

Fucking teapots innit.

Green !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 4 years ago, 2 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,162,126

I have the power, please believe.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,162,174

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
u wot m8
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