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Topic: for well over a century, the brand name Dictaphone has been the source of sniggers and rude puns

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 5 years ago #102,116

You see, the word Dictaphone could be heard as "dick to phone". For instance, do you use a Dictaphone? "Excuse me? I use my finger like anyone else."

Also long with us is the scenario of the secretary "taking dictation" from the boss. Dictation being interpreted as the act of getting a man's dick stuck in you. "Miss Jones has been taking dictation from Mr. Barnes all afternoon."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dictaphone

Sheila LaBoof (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,154,136

Indeed, the wiki article cited contains this line:
Dictaphone bought Dual Display Word Processor, a stiff competitor to Wang Laboratories, the industry leader.[citation needed]

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,154,180

I could see doing it with a touch tone phone, but a rotary phone looks like it would be tricky ?

blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,154,181

I use my thumbs

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,154,182

The biggest early competitor was Cuntaphone.
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