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Topic: How come Apple tech reviewers are pretentious as fuck?

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #101,991

How come there aren't any Apple reviews for those who just like stable phone builds and doesn't give a fuck about upgrading to the latest and greatest unless their phone is old as fuck?

Apocalypse Indy !OLoFH13KSo joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,152,819

Apple provides cutting-edge technology. They are not for Android or Windows users who enjoy working on ancient devices. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,820

@previous (Apocalypse Indy !OLoFH13KSo)
Do you upgrade your two year old phone immediately when a new model is released even if that two year old phone can suffice for years to come?

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,823

@previous (A)
That's not me.

Apocalypse Indy !OLoFH13KSo replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,825

@1,152,820 (A)
Absolutely. I must have the latest and greatest in Apple technology! It is simply the best.

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
See how obsessed these stalkers are becoming? I cannot enter a topic anymore without one of them impersonating me. Mods, why is this allowed?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,826

@1,152,823 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
@previous (Apocalypse Indy !OLoFH13KSo)
I can’t tell who the real Matt is... will the real Matt Miller please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,827

because there fags

Apocalypse Indy !OLoFH13KSo replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,828

@1,152,826 (A)
You have my word that I am the true Indy. Just remember these parts of my tripcode: OLo, and 13KSo.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,830

Apple is a fashion company, not a technology company. It's a designer company that just happens to make electronic shit.

What you're asking is basically "How come there aren't any Vogue articles for those who just want sturdy work clothes and don't give a fuck about replacing their wardrobe unless their clothes are worn out"

Apocalypse Indy !OLoFH13KSo replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,832

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
lol. Of course Meta the clueless Trumpabilly does not understand technology. I can picture you using an ugly and decaying Android phone while you shout about how superior Apple products are for liberals.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,836

@previous (Apocalypse Indy !OLoFH13KSo)
I actually do use a shitty old beat up $50 Motorola e5 ?

Apocalypse Indy !OLoFH13KSo replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,839

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
As expected of an ignorant Trumpabilly. Please buy a superior Apple product. Thanks.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,844

@1,152,819 (Apocalypse Indy !OLoFH13KSo)
that's the opposite of what they do

Apocalypse Indy !OLoFH13KSo replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,863

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Okay then, dreamworks. Please explain how cutting-edge and user friendly Apple products are inferior to clunky and old Android ones. You cannot. Thanks.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,888

@previous (Apocalypse Indy !OLoFH13KSo)
I didn't say they were inferior to Android. Just that Apple is always the last manufacturer to implement a new feature/trend. That's their whole business model lol

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,894

@1,152,827 (Sheila LaBoof)

> because there fags

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,905

@1,152,839 (Apocalypse Indy !OLoFH13KSo)
It's better this way though. I don't have to care about my phone. If I break it, I just throw it in the trash and go buy another one.

I had a friend who bought a new iPhone and was like distraught for days after he dropped it and broke. I dropped and broke one of my $50 phones and I was sad for about 10 minutes. If I get a year out of a phone, I'm happy.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,969

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Ugh I've gotten three(?) years out of my 200quid phone and it's starting to show its age. It's mainly the lack of GPS which bothers me - i have a garmin gps but there are loads of road closures and detours which can add a good half hour to your route if you don't know about them or know how to avoid them. I went to pick up a kid for his birthday party on Sunday and my highway entrance was closed. The detour took a good 25 minutes and I was taking this highway to get onto another highway, so I wasn't sure that the detour wouldn't make me miss my exit so I was terrified following the detour signs sobbing on the highway. I really don't want to shell out the money for a new phone though, and fuck a two year contract.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,017

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Your phone doesn't have gps???

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 52 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,033

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
It does, it's just the navigation with google maps doesn't work anymore. Like when I'm driving it won't tell me when to turn. I don't get it because if I'm not in navigation mode it tracks my location fine. It stopped working properly a few weeks ago.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,034

@1,153,017 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Like it won't go from the blue dot showing my location to the blue arrow

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 5 years ago, 50 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,056

@1,153,033 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Hmm idk did you disable precise location? have you tried waze

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,063

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I didn't change anything
No I'll try that thanks

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,064

@1,153,056 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
No GPS???

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,066

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Hmm might just be because phones have shitty GPS in general and it would work outside but idk anything else to try besides buy an external GPS thing but idk if that even works

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,076

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
It used to work fine until a few weeks ago.

This thread https://support.google.com/maps/thread/6794985?hl=en suggests it's due to an update but nobody has a fix? Wtf.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,078

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> Is this a joke? Lol Who is capable doing that many steps? I’d rather get a new phone!

dw !p9hU6ckyqw double-posted this 5 years ago, 45 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,079

@1,153,076 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I don't get how a Google maps update would fuck up your gps outside of Google maps though

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,081

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Android update, not gmaps update.
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