Minichan

Topic: I have become Hindu, fora!!!

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE started this discussion 5 years ago #101,948

https://www.askganesha.com/mantra/lakshmi-ganesh-mantra

I feel such joy and peace when I recite this mantra! Triptych, have you ever tried this? I am not kidding! Green, try it! Ninjj, try it!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,152,015

No. My family is Indian, that does not mean we are Hindu. Please refrain from stereotyping like this, it is disrespectful.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,016

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I did not say anything about you being Indian. Notice that I specified you, Ninjj, and Green. They are not Indian. Why would you think this had to do with your ethnicity? Anyway, try it! I am not kidding! I feel so good!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,017

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Okay, then why did you specifically ask me whether I have tried it? You did not ask the others if they had.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,019

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I can't ask a question? I specified my three favorite forites (actually should have added Killer Lettuce as my fourth) to share my joy. It is really that simple.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,023

Is your new mantra sniffing the wrinkled buttholes of other Hindus?

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,025

@previous (D)
LOL no.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,027

Hindy and Indu the great.

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 44 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,028

@1,152,025 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
But it could add onto your count of 250 buttholes you've sniffed/licked. You could be the top butt sniffer in the USA WORLD!!!!

Anonymous D double-posted this 5 years ago, 59 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,029

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Bye bye

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,031

@1,152,027 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
lol
@1,152,028 (D)
lol do you think??

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,038

Anyway, please try the mantra and tell me how you feel. I am excited about this! Also, I am convinced that I had a past life in ancient India.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,117

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
You know the "mantras" are just gibberish, right?

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,118

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
No. they are in the Hindi language.

jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,120

no I'm a vajra guru mantra man

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,121

@1,152,118 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
You're doing the same thing evangelicals do when they speak in "tongues". Babbling gibberish in order to "get closer to god" or some shit ?

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,123

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
It is literally a human language with over a billion speakers.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,137

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Most of them are meaningless gibberish, even to Sanskrit speakers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantra#The_literal_meaning_of_mantras

> One school suggests mantras are mostly meaningless sound constructs, while the other holds them to be mostly meaningful linguistic instruments of mind.

Meaningless sound constructs. This is literally the Indian version of Pentecostals speaking in tongues ?

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,139

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Pentecost is when you pay for something with a $5 bill right?

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 46 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,154

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No, they believe Jesus Christ paid exactly $5.00 for our sins.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,161

@1,152,038 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
> Also, I am convinced that I had a past life in ancient India.
And what makes you think that? Because you're suddenly fetishizing Indian culture instead of thinking of it as a country of street-shitters?

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,190

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Give him time. When he becomes homeless and starts speaking homeless slang, he'll be convinced he was a Bert in a previous life.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,225

@1,152,154 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Well if freedom costs $1.05, it makes sense that our sins would cost $5.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 5 years ago, 39 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,233

English should be the only language ever spoken.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,240

New Matt schtick huh?
:

Please familiarise yourself with the rules and markup syntax before posting.