Topic: Isn't a fart just a sphincters way of blowing you a kiss?
Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #101,946
Is there an emoji expressing this beautiful and touching sentiment?
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 43 minutes later[^] [v] #1,151,985
An phoenix'd.(Edited 19 seconds later.)
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,993
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,998
This is Matt right?
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,005
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,007
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,008
Smelling your lover's fart for the first time: how do you celebrate, and commemorate, this special, loving, intimate event?
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,020
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,021
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@1,152,008 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
of those 250 Chinese students you had sex with, how many did you smell the farts of?
of those 250 Chinese students you had sex with, how many did you smell the farts of?
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,024
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,032
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,035
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Pretended not to notice, but grossed out. I do not have a fart fetish in real life.
Pretended not to notice, but grossed out. I do not have a fart fetish in real life.
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,040
@1,152,032 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
He's slipped up there. He went to great lengths to say he 'only' had sex with 60 of them. He licked the assholes of 250.
I'm starting to think he's lying about his sexual exploits.
He's slipped up there. He went to great lengths to say he 'only' had sex with 60 of them. He licked the assholes of 250.
I'm starting to think he's lying about his sexual exploits.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,042
@previous (D)
I specified this thrice already. I have had penis-in-vagina sex with around 60 women in my lifetime. I do not consider 69 to be "sex" in this context.
I specified this thrice already. I have had penis-in-vagina sex with around 60 women in my lifetime. I do not consider 69 to be "sex" in this context.
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,043
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,054
@1,152,035 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Did you continue?
@1,152,040 (D)
Shocking.
I don't go for the "gotcha" moments because it's more interesting to just keep inquiring and see how they answer.
Did you continue?
@1,152,040 (D)
Shocking.
I don't go for the "gotcha" moments because it's more interesting to just keep inquiring and see how they answer.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,056
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yes, I continued. It would have caused them to lose face if I had stopped.
Yes, I continued. It would have caused them to lose face if I had stopped.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,057
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
How would they have lost face?
Isn't "losing face" to do with their public perception/reputation? Were people watching while you performed oral sex?
How would they have lost face?
Isn't "losing face" to do with their public perception/reputation? Were people watching while you performed oral sex?
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,059
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,060
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Please elaborate for someone who doesn't really know the concept of "face".
Please elaborate for someone who doesn't really know the concept of "face".
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,061
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Face is one's perception by others. It involves public perception, and also private perception (except very close friends and families: they are brutally honest to one another). You can give face to someone else, or lose face yourself, or cause someone else to lose face. It is about the worst thing you can do to a Chinese person.
Face is one's perception by others. It involves public perception, and also private perception (except very close friends and families: they are brutally honest to one another). You can give face to someone else, or lose face yourself, or cause someone else to lose face. It is about the worst thing you can do to a Chinese person.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,068
@1,152,024 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
> Only one or two accidentally let one rip during 69.
In the 69 position your proboscis is only an inch from the puckered star. I am guessing from that range even a low pressure poot caused your nostrils to flare didn't it?
> Only one or two accidentally let one rip during 69.
In the 69 position your proboscis is only an inch from the puckered star. I am guessing from that range even a low pressure poot caused your nostrils to flare didn't it?
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,070
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,071
@1,152,068 (H)
> > Only one or two accidentally let one rip during 69.
>
> In the 69 position your proboscis is only an inch from the puckered star. I am guessing from that range even a low pressure poot caused your nostrils to flare didn't it?
Please urgently seek the help of whatever team of psychiatrists gave up on Matt. There may still be hope for you.
> > Only one or two accidentally let one rip during 69.
>
> In the 69 position your proboscis is only an inch from the puckered star. I am guessing from that range even a low pressure poot caused your nostrils to flare didn't it?
Please urgently seek the help of whatever team of psychiatrists gave up on Matt. There may still be hope for you.
Anonymous D double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,072
@1,152,042 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
> I specified this thrice already. I have had penis-in-vagina sex with around 60 women in my lifetime. I do not consider 69 to be "sex" in this context.
How does it happen that 190 women engaged in a 69 with you but it didn't progress to sex?
> I specified this thrice already. I have had penis-in-vagina sex with around 60 women in my lifetime. I do not consider 69 to be "sex" in this context.
How does it happen that 190 women engaged in a 69 with you but it didn't progress to sex?
Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,073
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,074
Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,075
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,077
@previous (H)
lol seriously...Chinese men only want to marry virgins. They do not consider 69 to be sex though.
lol seriously...Chinese men only want to marry virgins. They do not consider 69 to be sex though.
Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,078
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
> lol seriously...Chinese men only want to marry virgins. They do not consider 69 to be sex though.
do you think tubgirl ever found a husband to marry her? She was probably a virgin but I would venture to guess had intestinal issues.
> lol seriously...Chinese men only want to marry virgins. They do not consider 69 to be sex though.
do you think tubgirl ever found a husband to marry her? She was probably a virgin but I would venture to guess had intestinal issues.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,079
@previous (H)
LOL she is Japanese, and they are the same. I doubt any normal Japanese man would marry her!
LOL she is Japanese, and they are the same. I doubt any normal Japanese man would marry her!
Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,080
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
I guess, but I highly doubt she would ever tell her husband she was tubgirl. So he wouldn't know of her intestinal issues and as long as her hymen wasn't ruptured she probably got a decent guy to marry her.
I guess, but I highly doubt she would ever tell her husband she was tubgirl. So he wouldn't know of her intestinal issues and as long as her hymen wasn't ruptured she probably got a decent guy to marry her.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,081
Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,083
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Like after 20 years of marriage and she comes clean to you.....sheesh unless you're a mr whipple or something it could put a strain on the marriage lol
Like after 20 years of marriage and she comes clean to you.....sheesh unless you're a mr whipple or something it could put a strain on the marriage lol
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 36 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,084
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,086
@1,152,074 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
> They wanted to remain virgins. It's cultural.
And the dozens of Chinese girls you fucked?
> They wanted to remain virgins. It's cultural.
And the dozens of Chinese girls you fucked?
Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,087
@previous (D)
Indy once told me he met and fucked tubgirl. But only in her butthole as she was saving her pussy for her husband. Ask him about it!!!!!!
Indy once told me he met and fucked tubgirl. But only in her butthole as she was saving her pussy for her husband. Ask him about it!!!!!!
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,089
@1,152,086 (D)
I said I have had penile sex with 60+ women in my lifetime. I did not say they were all Chinese. Also, it is generality. There are always exceptions to cultural generalities.
I said I have had penile sex with 60+ women in my lifetime. I did not say they were all Chinese. Also, it is generality. There are always exceptions to cultural generalities.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE double-posted this 5 years ago, 16 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,090
Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,091
penile sex lmfao
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,097
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,098
Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 36 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,103
@previous (D)
> > penile sex lmfao
>
> He's literally a 40-something year old virgin.
Bet you feel a lot better now getting that out in the open.
> > penile sex lmfao
>
> He's literally a 40-something year old virgin.
Bet you feel a lot better now getting that out in the open.
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,104
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 17 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,356
Why did this have 40 new replies