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Topic: Minitwitter #18: Bert The Destroyer Edition - Post your status and stuff, guys..

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE started this discussion 5 years ago #101,888

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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,151,163

Externally hosted imageIt seems the ban has helped him to discover a real talent for writing gay erotica! However, I do think that the ban should be made permanent for his insulting Minnie. That just crosses the line.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,164

New ...meme? I guess it's a meme. New meme in my social spaces, where videos be edited so they harsh cut into this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC7oUOUEEi4 It's wonderful, it's the most I've enjoyed a joke in a while. Stickbugs are great.

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Could you imagine a world without bert?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,184

What was Bert banned for this time?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,186

@previous (C)
Constantly harassing Triptych, threatening to hire a PI to investigate her, spamming. You know, usual Bert things. But the final straw was this exchange:
https://minichan.org/topic/101879

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Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,188

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lol. It's sad, but also hilarious.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,226

I provide some pretty damn good content on this site and I do NOT appreciate this eude behaviour of you mods when I come here to inquire about a 6 damn day ban which was unjustified and uncalled for!!

Green !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,228

I think if Bert got his act together he would be a somewhat decent poster. That ship has probably long sailed though as he has been acting this way for years.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,249

Watching the 5 bloods

dw !p9hU6ckyqw double-posted this 5 years ago, 20 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,250

Da I mean

dw !p9hU6ckyqw triple-posted this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,254

Actually I'm going to watch archer instead

dw !p9hU6ckyqw quadruple-posted this 5 years ago, 44 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,263

Now I am watching community

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,286

@1,151,226 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
I want to know what does justify a ban in his eyes
I'm sure if Syntax told bert that he was going to hire a PI to find him, bert would be calling for a ban

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,293

@1,151,254 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
@1,151,263 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I was watching both of those yesterday! Or the other day

Had a couple drinks with coworkers at supervisor's house
I had a lovely time. Turns out he has a tiny daughter! 9 months old! I left pretty early though because it is exhausting to socialise in a language you're learning and not quite fluent in. It was still lots of fun! And tomorrow is the last day there.

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,332

@1,151,163 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

Bert has been writing homoerotic Wade fanfic for years. This is nothing new.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,334

My 1 year old nephew has Covid

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 55 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,343

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I am so sorry kook. I hope your nephew gets better soon and no one else you know gets it.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,347

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
So far, he has only had a fever

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,351

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I hope it never gets worse than that, and that he has a speedy recovery. Stay as safe as you can kook.

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,375

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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,376

@previous (C)
His reaction to being banned is very formulaic. You could describe it using something like the stages of grief.

1. Rage
2. Declarations of not needing Minichan
3. Bargaining (poorly)
4. Attempts to ban evade (if ban hasn't yet been lifted)
5. Despair (not yet encountered, theorised to be what would happen if evasion failed)
6. Acceptance (maybe?)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 47 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,379

One of the cats is currently rubbing against my butt. He walks back and forth rubbing against your legs, standing up against you every few seconds. I'm standing in front of the sofa so when he stands his head goes right on my ass.

...now he's sitting on the clothes I'm about to change into.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,397

@1,151,351 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> I hope it never gets worse than that, and that he has a speedy recovery. Stay as safe as you can kook.

Thank you. He seems pretty okay

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,398

@1,151,379 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
He is flirting with you

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,405

Bert, Bert, what a piece of work
When God made him
He must have went berserk.
Who could love a man who drinks
Every second of the day
Wasting his life away
And no amount of Everclear
Would ever make him persevere
Over his sinful ways
Sloth leaves him in a daze
Mooching off of mother’s pay
Trumpy Bear will never turn his gaze
To look at someone so so gay

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,451

Today was the end of that project. The assistant kept all the silex de ballast for me when it was decided they weren't keeping it for the lab :)
I really liked working for this company, the pace was generally a bit more relaxed than at the other firm i work at the most. Supervisor said he's sure I'll get contacted for more work with these guys for sure :)

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,452

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Way to go, bud.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,455

@previous (C)
Thanks bud
It was a lot of fun
Now on to the cemetery!

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,501

had a dont brake for the train tracks kinda day

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,513

@1,151,351 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The dad has it now and he is experiencing heavy congestion and oddly, back pain

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,566

Walking my dog. :-)

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Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,627

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Anonymous C double-posted this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,630

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,632

What should we do about bert fora??

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Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 1 second later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,633

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Anonymous C double-posted this 5 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,634

@1,151,632 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Leave him b&. lol.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,635

@previous (C)
Biased. I will wait for other opinions.

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,636

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

You just want to take the hilarity of bert in IRC away from me.
Why do you hate fun?

Anonymous C double-posted this 5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,637

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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,638

I am torn. I don't like seeing anyone banned, but he makes a thousand topics and interject with arguments in topics that are not related

Apocalypse Indy™ !itkDPUBpS6 joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,653

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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,686

@1,151,632 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Long-term ban imho tbh. It's at least twice now he's been thrown out for threatening another user. And his posts lately have not been funny, but instead boring and annoying.

Perhaps we could unban him for a short period if Trump loses, though. That could be quite funny.

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jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,688

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
it's not like he's a serious threat he's just annoying
treat it like Matt where we ban him when he goes too far or when we are collectively sick of his shit

but what I really would like to see is like. what if we banned him until he got a job?? do you think it would help him get a job

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,689

Also, it would probably do away with those boring retards who think it's hilarious to come here and post his dox.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,690

@1,151,688 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
I dunno, Matt is much easier to manage. Moderating him is just a matter of deleting the occasional poo topic and maybe handing out a short ban if he gets carried away with a new schtick.

Bert, though, is making Minichan worse for a valued poster. We've already banned him before for it but he near-immediately resumed following Trip all over the board and threatening her. I don't see a scenario where he posts here and isn't a massive pain in the bum.

I do think he used to be funny, but I suspect that those days are gone.

> what if we banned him until he got a job??
Oh, so you want to permaban him after all? ?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) triple-posted this 5 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,694

Dr. Pepper comforts me on some fundamental, primal level.

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,700

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Agreed, even as someone who drinks more sodas than not, a nice cold Dr. Pepper in the right mood is like... a spiritual experience.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,745

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,761

@1,151,630 (C)
Ugh are you serious

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,764

@1,151,376 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
According to my list, we are already onto the bargaining stage. So quickly, too. Evasion attempts may be imminent!

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What, you mean you weren't flattered by that?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,767

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
He's banned and still googling around for pics of me
Ugh

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,823

> Because you have treated me unfairly..you will not like what happens

Oh shit! How long before he goes into his Bertrage? For our safety, maybe we should place users all around MC with Everclear and Red Baron costumes to battle him.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,827

@1,151,767 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah, he even said he found one where you didn't look like a "dumb addled bitch". He's such a nice guy. ?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,828

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
What is wrong with that? It's a compliment. It would have been rude if he said "I looked all over for pictures of you and you looked like shit in all of them." He said there was at least one that she looked good in. What more could you want?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,843

@1,151,823 (M)
I do wonder how he squares "pls unban me I'll be nice" with "you won't like what happens!"

@1,151,827 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How true. I really shouldn't have rejected his advances. I'll never find someone so charming.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,848

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I think we can safely rule out diplomat from his list of potential jobs.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,112

People are dumb and don't understand words.

Alice !JFFizZTz3A joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 15 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,333

Who is "Bert" and why is he banned?

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,525

@previous (Alice !JFFizZTz3A)

Bert is Nopatzl.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,977

Externally hosted imageIt's over 40C with the humidex today. My work area is in a pit, under an abri tempo...which is apparently a car shelter? Pic related. The "door" flaps on the short sides were down to block the sun better. They were set a bit away but there was little airflow and absolutely no wind. The air was so heavy and I wasn't able to breathe easily. I got heatstroked and went home early. :( after sitting in the air conditioned trailer for 45 minutes for lunch I could have gone back to work but I wouldn't have worked well and I was afraid I wouldn't have lasted long.
I've worked at those temps before but the lack of air got to me. I'm a bit ashamed of myself.

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Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,979

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Together, we can put an end to heat syncope.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,980

@1,152,977 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It's 30c here and I'm dying. I couldn't handle 40, Jesus.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,981

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
@1,152,979 (C)
:(
I've done 40 without the abri tempo before, just this past Friday actually, but trapped under a shelter under the street level like that I wasn't doing well.
I was moving slowly, my pickaxing was weaker, I just felt like I wasn't earning my full wages.

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Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,984

Snagged hourly wages as an artist on a project that could go for a while, which beats ass, since flat rates uh... suck. It's either $10 bucks a pop for a fursona pic I finish in an hour, or it takes a month and the flat rate is $100.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,986

@1,152,977 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
@1,152,981 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Jesus. Sray inside where it's cool, drink liquids, take a cool bath or shower, and lay down! Heat stroke is no joke.

You are surely not the first person to get heatstroke working for them. It just happens. There's no shame in it, it's a purely biological response to your surroundings. You couldn't control it any more than you could not sneeze if you're allergic to pollen.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,989

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I sat inside with AC for about three hours, but now I need sunlight so I'm outside but in the shade and there's wind.

Yeah they said it's not a big deal and not to worry about it but ehhh, doesn't feel good, feels weak :(

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tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,991

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> Yeah they said it's not a big deal and not to worry about it but ehhh, doesn't feel good, feels weak :(
I mean, I think THE SUN is a worthy opponent, tbh. I wouldn't feel bad about it!

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,152,997

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> I mean, I think THE SUN is a worthy opponent, tbh. I wouldn't feel bad about it!

Yeah, heat's a bitch.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 5 years ago, 54 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,019

@1,152,981 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What's the stop working temp

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,022

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Don't know, perhaps there isn't one
When it's above 40 (w humidex) we are supposed to take breaks more frequently/as needed

I signed my (sub)lease! Paying rent tonight, bah humbug. I can move in less than a week!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,120

My Covid infected brother in law has had his taste and smell return

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 19 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,416

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

That's great. Glad he is doing better.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,418

@1,153,120 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Yay! Good news.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,419

@1,153,120 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Glad to hear it.

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 5 years ago, 38 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,420

@1,152,984 (B)
Do you work with animated GIFs ever? Tiny GIFs?

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Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,422

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Yeah, it's something I'm pretty familiar with, I'd think? This new job is actually for game pixel art lmao.

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,448

@1,153,120 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Yay :)

@1,152,984 (B)
Nice, congrats!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,534

@1,153,416 (C)
@1,153,418 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@1,153,419 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
@previous (F)
Thanks for all of the kind sentiments

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 5 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,645

@1,153,022 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I thought there was one here for construction at least but there's not apparently

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,153,690

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I found out that some companies cancelled work that day entirely

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 5 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,154,809

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Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,148

Halfway through a 7.5 mile walk home. Shit sucks

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,160

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
That's how far I had to walk home a few times awhile back. Yes it sucked like a Hoover.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,232

It's raining so we're on standby. Normally we'd continue but when you have little bones you don't want to work with the mud.
Might end up going home early. Of course it rains a day that I take the metro instead of driving and forgot my raincoat...oh well.

Anonymous S replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,262

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I thought people over 20 didnt wear 'raincoats' any more.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,276

@previous (S)
How do people over 20 protect themselves from the rain?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,279

@1,155,262 (S)
What? Haha, you lunatic, of course they do. I have a coat myself. What, do you think that everyone over 20 has a dapper umbrella for if it rains?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,281

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I do have an umbrella but personally prefer raincoats. I even have rainpants!

Anonymous S replied with this 5 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,305

Syntax had rubber underwear.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,312

@previous (S)
Did he ever wear them on the outside and pretend he was a superhero? The Amazing Def!

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,323

@1,155,160 (S)
I just need clothes that fit and shoes that actually give me support. It wasn't too terrible of a walk home I guess. My coworker had given me a cup of chili which was pretty good. Almost got into a situation because someone had acosted a homeless person, and another guy was helping them, and pointedly asked if I was the one that had done anything. I just ignored them and kept walking, it was about 3 miles in and I wasn't trying to stop and explain myself. Luckily the first person waved them off so I didn't have to fight some random.

All in all... I'll probably have to do this twice a week till I get a vehicle. I've been considering bringing my bike on Saturdays, but I'm not trying to bike both ways on Sunday.

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,462

@1,155,305 (S)

Months since he's posted here, and you still can't stop talking about him.

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Anonymous S replied with this 5 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,495

@1,155,323 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Biking is wonderful compared to walking though.

Anonymous S double-posted this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,539

Well...Here is a cute little bear


https://imgur.com/gallery/kR2iQkN

blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,551

I'm sat on the bus and desperately need a shit

Fuck RED LIGHT

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blom double-posted this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,552

Update, made it just in time. Happy days!

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,561

@previous (blom)
Though if you were going to shit yourself on the bus, now is the ideal time because of the social distancing rules. ?

blom replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,582

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

You would not have wanted this shit on the bus. I feel sorry for the poor cleaner who has to clean up the devastation I caused.

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,603

@previous (blom)
oh no you made a mess why

blom replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,670

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)

It was a particularly violent movement

I made it with milliseconds to spare

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,679

100 get.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,707

Had an annoying thing when I got home from work today. You know how when you look at a bright light then look away, there's some purple cloudy stuff across your vision? I had that, but it lasted for like a bit over an hour. It didn't blind me or anything, just made it annoying to use my phone, and it was too difficult to do my 40k painting until it passed.

Anyone else ever get that kind of thing? It's happened to me a few other times, but only very occasionally. Like maybe just four other times, not with any regularity. Nonetheless, might see if I can get to an optician's sometime.

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Anonymous S replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,709

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
cancer?

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,710

@1,155,707 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

I get that when I'm getting close to having a seizure caused by low blood sugar. I've also had it happen from taking too much anticholines.

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,751

@1,155,707 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
That's wild. I don't recall ever having had that happen, but reading your description feels oddly familiar.

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,866

@1,155,707 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I get this a lot, it only ever lasts more than a couple of seconds when I'm laying in bed with pressure on my eyes though.

blom replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,155,892

@1,155,707 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

I once went blind for a while and topic'd about it

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,291

@1,155,707 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Update: I booked an eye test to look into it.

I mentioned it to my mum, and she said she sometimes gets the same thing when she has migraines. I looked into it a bit, and apparently people can get migraines that don't cause any pain but do impair vision. Apparently my dad sometimes gets something like that too. So that might be what's happening.

@previous (blom)
Completely blind? Damn. For how long? Do you know what caused it?

blom replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,301

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

There were these really uncomfortable white flashes obscuring everything and details were severly out of focus so I couldn't see shit. Something to do with blood sugar probably
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