Topic: Major news, fora.
Erik !AltRitexT6 started this discussion 5 years ago #101,870
A youtuber me and my flat mate have been following while he's been building his off grid living... He's dropped enough info over the last 6 months for us to finally dox him and get all his details from Land Registry. We've book a room at a Premier Inn near his land then on Friday night I'm going to SHIT in his potato patch and fuck with his shit which is right in front of this CCTV so come Saturday when he makes his video he'll decover my "little gift" and hopfully put it on Youtube on Sunday. I'l lpost it here
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 46 seconds later[^] [v] #1,150,950
Going up on the 21st of this month
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,951
Why would you do this
What youtuber
What youtuber
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 44 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,952
Why?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,954
Why the hell would you do this?
jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,955
@1,150,951 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
> Why would you do this
> What youtuber
@1,150,952 (C)
> Why?
omg seriously
like don't not do it because wow what dedication to fertilize someone's patch for him
but like yeah why
> Why would you do this
> What youtuber
@1,150,952 (C)
> Why?
omg seriously
like don't not do it because wow what dedication to fertilize someone's patch for him
but like yeah why
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,959
Yes I want to see this happen but can't imagine why anyone would
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 34 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,961
Because of shits and giggles. It's going to be so funny
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 13 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,962
Lol'd.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,963
Svet has become totally unhinged.
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,974
@1,150,961 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
> Because of shits and giggles. It's going to be so funny
With travel, food and accommodation costs for you and a mate you're looking at over a hundred pounds to take a shit in someone's garden.
> Because of shits and giggles. It's going to be so funny
With travel, food and accommodation costs for you and a mate you're looking at over a hundred pounds to take a shit in someone's garden.
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,977
@previous (C)
Yes I've done the Maths. It was £60 for a twin room with breakfast at Premier Inn plus fuel for a 220 mile round trip and whatever expenses. But it's a day out and a bit of fun, we've been talking about fucking with this geezer for ages so... Anyway, since furlough I'm loaded with cash.
Yes I've done the Maths. It was £60 for a twin room with breakfast at Premier Inn plus fuel for a 220 mile round trip and whatever expenses. But it's a day out and a bit of fun, we've been talking about fucking with this geezer for ages so... Anyway, since furlough I'm loaded with cash.
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,981
@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
> Yes I've done the Maths. It was £60 for a twin room with breakfast at Premier Inn plus fuel for a 220 mile round trip and whatever expenses. But it's a day out and a bit of fun, we've been talking about fucking with this geezer for ages so... Anyway, since furlough I'm loaded with cash.
Since cash is no object then why not start your own YouTube channel where every weekend you travel around Britain surreptitiously shitting in a different garden? After a while people will start to wonder if their garden will be next. The Daily Mail will write articles that speculate on who you are. You could be the Banksy of garden shitting.
> Yes I've done the Maths. It was £60 for a twin room with breakfast at Premier Inn plus fuel for a 220 mile round trip and whatever expenses. But it's a day out and a bit of fun, we've been talking about fucking with this geezer for ages so... Anyway, since furlough I'm loaded with cash.
Since cash is no object then why not start your own YouTube channel where every weekend you travel around Britain surreptitiously shitting in a different garden? After a while people will start to wonder if their garden will be next. The Daily Mail will write articles that speculate on who you are. You could be the Banksy of garden shitting.
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,982
This is fuckin hilarious ???
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,998
What if you can't poop fast enough or the guy has motion detection enabled
dw !p9hU6ckyqw double-posted this 5 years ago, 55 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,999
Also if he has any sense he won't post about it
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,000
@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
> Also if he has any sense he won't post about it
He will. "Someone took a shit in my potato patch" is an instant half million clicker.
> Also if he has any sense he won't post about it
He will. "Someone took a shit in my potato patch" is an instant half million clicker.
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,003
@previous (C)
It's also insurance some 13 year olds will be shitting in his potato patch until the end of time
It's also insurance some 13 year olds will be shitting in his potato patch until the end of time
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,009
@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
> It's also insurance some 13 year olds will be shitting in his potato patch until the end of time
If horror movies have been proven to not inspire kids to chop up their schoolmates then I doubt Svet is influencing a generation of teens to shit in some dude's potato patch.
> It's also insurance some 13 year olds will be shitting in his potato patch until the end of time
If horror movies have been proven to not inspire kids to chop up their schoolmates then I doubt Svet is influencing a generation of teens to shit in some dude's potato patch.
Anonymous C double-posted this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,010
Though having said that I would pay cold hard cash to ever see such a case wind up in court with Svet and his shitting video in the dock.
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,011
@1,150,998 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
He doesn't live on his land (yet), he just has CCTV for wildlife.
@1,150,999 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
He made a huge issue when some gippo stole his lawnmower. Trust me, we've been following this geezer, he'll make his usual sunday upload about it
He doesn't live on his land (yet), he just has CCTV for wildlife.
@1,150,999 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
He made a huge issue when some gippo stole his lawnmower. Trust me, we've been following this geezer, he'll make his usual sunday upload about it
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,013
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,015
A young Svet?dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,021
jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,022
@1,151,011 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
so if you get online for shitting in this guy's garden will you share your shit video with us
so if you get online for shitting in this guy's garden will you share your shit video with us
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,023
@1,151,021 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Yes, providing there isn't any personal infomation in it like my car reg but I know already where to park
Yes, providing there isn't any personal infomation in it like my car reg but I know already where to park
jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,025
@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
also can you wear like black turtlenecks and black masks and black cargo shorts? it would be so good
also can you wear like black turtlenecks and black masks and black cargo shorts? it would be so good
jodie !foster2PAQ double-posted this 5 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,027
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,028
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,059
going to this length to stalk someone: how are you different from Lynne?
jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,060
@previous (J)
uhh svet has the balls to shit in the guys garden. syntax wouldn't do anything but let him know that he knew where is garden was and say that maybe one day he would C a Shit where 1 may expect 2C potato
uhh svet has the balls to shit in the guys garden. syntax wouldn't do anything but let him know that he knew where is garden was and say that maybe one day he would C a Shit where 1 may expect 2C potato
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,062
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Lynne has contacted and harassed people's bosses and family in real life.
Lynne has contacted and harassed people's bosses and family in real life.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,067
@previous (J)
But has he ever just taken out his arse and shat all over the place? That is true alpha behaviour.
But has he ever just taken out his arse and shat all over the place? That is true alpha behaviour.
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,070
I'm not going to lie, I do find this quite funny.
@1,150,981 (C)
This reminds me of that golf course where someone kept shitting in their holes.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/thats-poo-course-golf-club-6125650
@1,150,981 (C)
This reminds me of that golf course where someone kept shitting in their holes.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/thats-poo-course-golf-club-6125650
beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,083
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,149
Update. I've book the hotel in the WRONG town and the booking is non refundable. However, the land is just an hours drive further up north so it's still on as I would have still needed to drive that distance anyway.
Still excited now I'm sober which is a sign that this will be epic
Still excited now I'm sober which is a sign that this will be epic
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,166
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 5 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,826
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,829
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 5 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,849
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,843
@OP
> A youtuber me and my flat mate have been following while he's been building his off grid living... He's dropped enough info over the last 6 months for us to finally dox him and get all his details from Land Registry. We've book a room at a Premier Inn near his land then on Friday night I'm going to SHIT in his potato patch and fuck with his shit which is right in front of this CCTV so come Saturday when he makes his video he'll decover my "little gift" and hopfully put it on Youtube on Sunday. I'l lpost it here
What's the current status on this? Another prime spud-shitting season has slipped away towards winter.
> A youtuber me and my flat mate have been following while he's been building his off grid living... He's dropped enough info over the last 6 months for us to finally dox him and get all his details from Land Registry. We've book a room at a Premier Inn near his land then on Friday night I'm going to SHIT in his potato patch and fuck with his shit which is right in front of this CCTV so come Saturday when he makes his video he'll decover my "little gift" and hopfully put it on Youtube on Sunday. I'l lpost it here
What's the current status on this? Another prime spud-shitting season has slipped away towards winter.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,208,863
@1,151,083 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
> If Syntax were to shit in someone's garden I would immediately unban him
He shits in his britches all the time..is that good enough?
> If Syntax were to shit in someone's garden I would immediately unban him
He shits in his britches all the time..is that good enough?