Topic: Matt, do you still consider yourself swarthy?
Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #101,859
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,150,698
I am, in fact, a handsome, jaunty, swarthy, swashbuckling adventurer. Thanks.P.S. Brian Peppers
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,733
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 10 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,847
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,848
Out of all the terms I could use to describe him, "swarthy" would emphatically NOT be one of them.
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,849
@1,150,847 (D)
> Yes as do many women.
Then why did you need to go to China and use your 'whiteness' to attract female attention?
> Yes as do many women.
Then why did you need to go to China and use your 'whiteness' to attract female attention?
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,850
@previous (F)
That is not “why” I went to China. I went to work and to experience the culture. Women liking me was just an additional factor
That is not “why” I went to China. I went to work and to experience the culture. Women liking me was just an additional factor
Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,851
@previous (D)
> That is not “why” I went to China. I went to work and to experience the culture. Women liking me was just an additional factor
What was it that made you decide to marry that girl you mentioned in the funeral notice and stop playing the field? You write so much about your sexual escapades as a bachelor. Why'd you settle down?
> That is not “why” I went to China. I went to work and to experience the culture. Women liking me was just an additional factor
What was it that made you decide to marry that girl you mentioned in the funeral notice and stop playing the field? You write so much about your sexual escapades as a bachelor. Why'd you settle down?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,853
@previous (F)
What makes you think he stopped playing the field just because he got married?
@1,150,847 (D)
How many women?
What makes you think he stopped playing the field just because he got married?
@1,150,847 (D)
How many women?
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Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,854
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> What makes you think he stopped playing the field just because he got married?
He only ever writes of his sexual adventures while in China. In America he had "not had many vaginas" (Matt is extremely forthcoming about his private life, it's weird how he clams up when it comes to talking about his marriage).
I'm guessing that after he brought his wife back to the States he stopped playing around because it's not so acceptable for guys in their late 40s to "lick the buttholes" of 250 students.
> What makes you think he stopped playing the field just because he got married?
He only ever writes of his sexual adventures while in China. In America he had "not had many vaginas" (Matt is extremely forthcoming about his private life, it's weird how he clams up when it comes to talking about his marriage).
I'm guessing that after he brought his wife back to the States he stopped playing around because it's not so acceptable for guys in their late 40s to "lick the buttholes" of 250 students.
Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,855
To be fair, Matt is classicly handsome.
Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,857
@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
> To be fair, Matt is classicly handsome.
The Romans were famously partial to jaundiced bitch tits.
> To be fair, Matt is classicly handsome.
The Romans were famously partial to jaundiced bitch tits.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,859
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,860
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE double-posted this 5 years ago, 36 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,861
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE triple-posted this 5 years ago, 16 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,862
Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,863
@1,150,860 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Yes, yes, come on now, back to the subject: what made you decide to get married and give up the lifestyle you so often boast about?
Yes, yes, come on now, back to the subject: what made you decide to get married and give up the lifestyle you so often boast about?
Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 5 years ago, 36 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,864
Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,865
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 7 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,866
Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,867
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
> Please leave my private family life out of this.
I have not said anything about your family members. I am asking why you got married. Why are you so open about your sex life and various professional exploits but you won't talk about your decision to settle down?
> Please leave my private family life out of this.
I have not said anything about your family members. I am asking why you got married. Why are you so open about your sex life and various professional exploits but you won't talk about your decision to settle down?
Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 5 years ago, 55 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,869
@1,150,865 (F)
> > Countless.
>
> You literally counted them 2 days ago.
If I'm correct, he had intercourse with 60women girls, and licked the buttholes of 250 women girls.
> > Countless.
>
> You literally counted them 2 days ago.
If I'm correct, he had intercourse with 60
Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2 double-posted this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,871
And Matthew goes silent so he can avoid any more self embarrassment.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,873
@previous (Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2)
60+ throughout my life. Do not have an exact number. Are you counting penile penetrative intercourse, or other things too? If you include other things to, then it is in the hundreds.
60+ throughout my life. Do not have an exact number. Are you counting penile penetrative intercourse, or other things too? If you include other things to, then it is in the hundreds.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,875
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Between writing erotic fiction about your underage students, stalking an old man in California, and pretending to be a food truck operator, I don't know how you can have any free time!
Between writing erotic fiction about your underage students, stalking an old man in California, and pretending to be a food truck operator, I don't know how you can have any free time!
Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,876
@1,150,873 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
And so when did you understand that you were ready to give all that up and get married?
And so when did you understand that you were ready to give all that up and get married?
Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,879
@1,150,873 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
> 60+ throughout my life. Do not have an exact number. Are you counting penile penetrative intercourse, or other things too? If you include other things to, then it is in the hundreds.
So you jump on someone else about having multiple sex partners, and then you claim you're in the hundreds of women category?
> 60+ throughout my life. Do not have an exact number. Are you counting penile penetrative intercourse, or other things too? If you include other things to, then it is in the hundreds.
So you jump on someone else about having multiple sex partners, and then you claim you're in the hundreds of women category?
jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,958
@1,150,855 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
> To be fair, Matt is classicly handsome.
cute
also he is has looked more often pale or jaundiced than swarthy lately
what gives matt
> To be fair, Matt is classicly handsome.
cute
also he is has looked more often pale or jaundiced than swarthy lately
what gives matt