Topic: When the stim checks come
Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #101,820
I will arm wrestle any of you for $1000.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 43 seconds later[^] [v] #1,150,239
You're too lazy to type "stimulus".
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,249
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 45 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,250
'cause you're gonna immediately waste your check on everclear and frozen pizza binges and will need someone else's money?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,253
Bert, the checks are not coming. Ever.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 19 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,254
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,296
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,302
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 59 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,304
@1,150,254 (A)
How about I just come look you up and whip your ass and just take your stim money from you!
How about I just come look you up and whip your ass and just take your stim money from you!
Coil E. Leafeon !QnI1ArmPmY joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,317
We will rest our heads sigh in relief
when the stim checks come
our worries and fears will be undone
oh lord oh lord
when the stim checks come
red baron supreme beef
oh god
when the stim checks come
when the stim checks come
our worries and fears will be undone
oh lord oh lord
when the stim checks come
red baron supreme beef
oh god
when the stim checks come
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,318
I'm gonna use it to pay rent + utilities so unfortunately I won't be able to gamble with you!
Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,329
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,340
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,343
@1,150,302 (D)
Who do I think who is? Who do I think Syntax is? Who do I think anonymous A is? What?
@1,150,254 (A)
Also, you're gonna get $1200 when you have no source of income besides your allowance from mommy, and you're gonna spend it tracking down someone you only know from an internet forum? No wonder you're broke and homeless, if that's your idea of good budgeting. What would you even do with that information?
I bet you think that other people feel scared when someone threatens to track them down and ruin their life, right? And you wouldn't feel threatened if someone threatened to track you down and ruin your life, right? And you think that's because you're a scary intimidating person and other people aren't scary or intimidating, right? It's actually because other people have a life to ruin. They've made something of themselves. You, on the other hand, have ruined your own life way more thoroughly than anyone could ever do for you.
Who do I think who is? Who do I think Syntax is? Who do I think anonymous A is? What?
@1,150,254 (A)
Also, you're gonna get $1200 when you have no source of income besides your allowance from mommy, and you're gonna spend it tracking down someone you only know from an internet forum? No wonder you're broke and homeless, if that's your idea of good budgeting. What would you even do with that information?
I bet you think that other people feel scared when someone threatens to track them down and ruin their life, right? And you wouldn't feel threatened if someone threatened to track you down and ruin your life, right? And you think that's because you're a scary intimidating person and other people aren't scary or intimidating, right? It's actually because other people have a life to ruin. They've made something of themselves. You, on the other hand, have ruined your own life way more thoroughly than anyone could ever do for you.
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Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,365
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
How come you seem way more invested in Bert than any sane human being should?
How come you seem way more invested in Bert than any sane human being should?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,372
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,378
@OP
I feel like "When the stim checks come" could be the opening lyrics to a song... ?
I feel like "When the stim checks come" could be the opening lyrics to a song... ?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,379
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I'm imagining something like "she'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes"
I'm imagining something like "she'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes"
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,387
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Right, that's what it reminded me of.
"We'll be be drinking Everclear when it comes,
We'll order some Red Baron's pizza when it comes,
We'll have a party thread,
We'll have a party thread,
We'll have a party thread when the stim check comes".
Right, that's what it reminded me of.
"We'll be be drinking Everclear when it comes,
We'll order some Red Baron's pizza when it comes,
We'll have a party thread,
We'll have a party thread,
We'll have a party thread when the stim check comes".
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Coil E. Leafeon !QnI1ArmPmY replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,389
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
It almost reminded me of like a Johnny Cash song, like The Man Comes Around
It almost reminded me of like a Johnny Cash song, like The Man Comes Around
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Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,395
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,423
@1,150,254 (A)
Chuckling when I imagine this phonecall. "Hello..? I need you to investigate a woman who's making fun of me on the internet.."
But nah, seriously, it's quite hypocritical to complain about Syntax invading your privacy but then threaten to do the same to others.
Chuckling when I imagine this phonecall. "Hello..? I need you to investigate a woman who's making fun of me on the internet.."
But nah, seriously, it's quite hypocritical to complain about Syntax invading your privacy but then threaten to do the same to others.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,432
People misunderstand me.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,441
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,443
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,444
Anonymous K replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,448
@previous (A)
You're not hard to understand because you're a dime a dozen, dude. You're a miserable loser with a miserable loser ideology that is built around telling yourself you're not a loser.
But you are.
You're not hard to understand because you're a dime a dozen, dude. You're a miserable loser with a miserable loser ideology that is built around telling yourself you're not a loser.
But you are.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,449
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Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,471
I wanna live like Bert does, and do nothing but WIN WIN WIN!