Topic: I am an alien who has taken over a human's body
Zorkan the Voltarian !!QU722tBXG started this discussion 15 years ago #1,018
The problem is that I know nothing about human bodies. I did figure out that putting biological matter into the hole in my face keeps away those pains and desires in the stomach area. But now, I feel this immense pressure that will not go away, down on the lower, back pat of me, between those two sacks of fat that are right above the leg area. I felt around, and there seems to be a sort of hole back there. It feels very tight and, how do I say it, puckered. Now, it feels like something heavy is inside of that hole, and wants me to push it out, but I am worried! I do not want to lose an internal organ. Do you humans please have any advice?
GerK !SWvIfe9lJA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #19,486
Kill yourself.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,489
You should go kill Gabrielle Giffords.Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,491
I thought you said you were going to drop the shtick.
Nim joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #19,498
Here's an illustration of what you're supposed to do when you feel that way. It's called poop, Zoltan :-)