Topic: Oh man fuck wasps.
Green !StaYqkzUPc started this discussion 5 years ago #101,787
I've never been stung by a wasp but these annoying flying assholes keep buzzing around me. They think they're intimidating but I'm not scared of them. I get angry. I shout at them and tell them to fuck off. If they really really pester me I'll call them stupid pieces of shit and they usually fly off. Now tell me, who really has the sting? ?
Gaz from Lewisham joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 21 minutes later[^] [v] #1,149,641
WASPs are great mate.
dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,646
I dont mind them so much except for one time i accidentally put all my weight on one trying to reach something at the back of the kitchen top. that was quite intensely painful. usually they don't hurt that much though.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,648
When you find a wasp nest teeming with wasps and you spray the fuck out of it with bee spray, you can kind of feel like you are a Hitler tier badass!
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,667
@1,149,646 (dw)
You were standing on a wasp to reach something? How short are you and why weren't you wearing clogs?
You were standing on a wasp to reach something? How short are you and why weren't you wearing clogs?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,668
I got stung on the underside of a finger and it hurt like hell
I also once sat on a shiny green bee or hornet and it stung the back on my thigh and that hurt much less
I also once sat on a shiny green bee or hornet and it stung the back on my thigh and that hurt much less
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Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,671
I was about half through a ball of coke ome time and a wasp stung me on my back. I was so amped up I reacted like it was no worse than a mosquito bite and hardly paid attention to it for a few seconds. Normally I'd have kind of freaked out and cursed about it for 30 minutes.
dw replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,684
@1,149,667 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
No i just put my hand down on the kitchen top so I could grab something from the windowsill. Turned out there was a wasp in that spot! He didn't sting until I put a good amount of weight on it either
No i just put my hand down on the kitchen top so I could grab something from the windowsill. Turned out there was a wasp in that spot! He didn't sting until I put a good amount of weight on it either
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,685
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Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,801
blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 33 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,802
dw replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,805
dw double-posted this 5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,806
@1,149,801 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
um do you check for the presence of wasps on every surface you touch?
um do you check for the presence of wasps on every surface you touch?
blom replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,808
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,853
The chad wasp vs the virgin bee
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,858
Wasps provide pest control
While they can also kill some beneficial insects, they can be helpful in eating crop-destroying bugs such as grubs, caterpillars and weevils. They are so useful in this respect that farmers will sometimes ship wasps in as a natural pest control for their crops.
While they can also kill some beneficial insects, they can be helpful in eating crop-destroying bugs such as grubs, caterpillars and weevils. They are so useful in this respect that farmers will sometimes ship wasps in as a natural pest control for their crops.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,018
@1,149,641 (Gaz from Lewisham)
> WASPs are great mate.
Wasp as a social class is a uniquely American thing, I doubt you are from really Lewisham “Gav” you scoundrel
> WASPs are great mate.
Wasp as a social class is a uniquely American thing, I doubt you are from really Lewisham “Gav” you scoundrel
jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,020
i only ever been stung by bugs that i stepped on barefoot
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,084
dw replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,089
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,146
dw replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,161
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,420
@previous (dw)
Usually when I am about to use a surface, I look down at it, not look somewhere else.
Usually when I am about to use a surface, I look down at it, not look somewhere else.
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,421
@1,150,161 (dw)
Usually when I am about to use a surface, I look down at it, not look somewhere else.
Usually when I am about to use a surface, I look down at it, not look somewhere else.
dw replied with this 5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,425
@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
yes i was looking at the thing i needed to grab, not the surface i leaned on to support myself. im not sure why you cant picture this lol
yes i was looking at the thing i needed to grab, not the surface i leaned on to support myself. im not sure why you cant picture this lol
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,427
blom replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,428
In soviet russia, wasp fucks youdw replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,430
@1,150,427 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
nobody checks surfaces in their home before leaning on them lol.
i was trying to stabilize myself whilst looking at the thing that i needed.
anyway other than that whining about wasp stings is for baby people
nobody checks surfaces in their home before leaning on them lol.
i was trying to stabilize myself whilst looking at the thing that i needed.
anyway other than that whining about wasp stings is for baby people