Anonymous B double-posted this 5 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,149,513
Oh yes, I graduated, too, you know. Very intelligent. Good genes, very much smarts. You have done well during these few years, and, well, I mean, let’s say … Not as good as I have, because, well, since, I have great and unmatched wisdom, you know, like, I know things, like, that even NASA doesn’t know.
Or maybe they do know it, I don’t know, but they don’t want you to know that they know. For instance: yuuuuge fact. Did you know that the Moon is a part of Mars? No? Much wisdom. NASA says that the Moon is NOT a part of Mars…
FAKE NEWS!!! NASA is the enemy of the people!! They keep the people stupid!! The Moon is the closest part of Mars!! Don’t believe in Nasa. I had an uncle, very smart, and he told me, he really did, he said that, and I believe him, because he had much smarts, the Moon is in fact a part of Mars.
But Nasa is a swamp … There are no intelligent people working there. But if you elect me president again, we will Make NASA Great Again: MNSA!!! MNSA!!!
Do you want to buy a cap that says that? I have em made already. Very good. Very strong material. Excellent quality. All made in America!!! AMERICA FIRST!!!
It just says Made in China, because, too, obviously, well, it’s clearly that, we have done that, to fool the IRS.
I promise I will put the most, really the very most, reliable and intelligent person I know as director of NASA, to make sure that the people who are hired by NASA, the people who will work there, those who will work on my Space Force, are all of the most smart people of the country. I have already discussed this with Donald junior, and, just like me, he knows, the truly does, very great, that he should be director of NASA, because he, just like me, has many smarts, and very good genes.
You have all paid very much to study, which is, uh, I don’t know, I think great. It helps these beautiful schools to exists. For those of you who are afraid they can not pay their student loans, I, of course, have found the most perfect of all good solutions for this particular problem in this case:
MEXICO WILL PAY OFF YOUR STUDENT LOANS!!!!
I have talked about this with the president of Mexico, very good guy, nice guy, and he has promised to pay for all of it. So much winning!!!!
For the future, I have thought about it, and I have discussed with Ivanka and Melania, (very much smarts, truly, very good) and we have decided, we will re-start the Trump University, so that you can, uh, well, you know, study at a good institution for low prizes.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,149,622
@previous (B)
For a Trump hater, you sure talk about him a lot, and make long, made up walls of text about him.
You know what Matt, I just realized that you are like that father of yours, creepy old Syntax. You learned from him how to ramble on incoherently.
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,149,650