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Topic: Residents described the situation in St Ives as "absolute madness"

Killer Lettuce ? started this discussion 5 years ago #101,752

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-53571128

ENGLISH GO HOME

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 28 minutes later[^] [v] #1,149,170

Oh, that's a peculiar band with the big eyeball heads

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,182

I am English, but I agree that the tourists need to mostly fuck off. They are ruining that we've gotten off lightly with COVID. Gormless idiots.

@OP
Also, you used the wrong rose emoji.

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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,183

Externally hosted imageWe need more people with signs on bridges.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE triple-posted this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,185

Actually, on second thought, some tourism will probably be good for our local businesses after they've gone through lockdown. I just wish the tourists would respect social distancing and mask rules. I cannot be doing with my favourite county getting hit hard by the 'rona.

blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,194

£500 fine or two weeks hard labour for breaking social distancing rules, doubling each time one gets issued to you. That will stop retards.

Gaz from Lewisham joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 53 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,199

The Pakis need to fuck off from England, the English need to fuck off from Cornwall and the Scots need to fuck off from everywhere. Problem solved, job's a good'un.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,289

Ugh that's nuts

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,343

I met a man on a road near there. He had pies.

no wait, it was wives. He had seven of them.

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Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 40 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,344

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
So you are a brit

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,345

There is nothing to conclude from my post as it was a reference to a rhyme and nothing more nothing less

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 42 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,363

@1,149,343 (Sheila LaBoof)
How many were going to St Ives?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 39 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,386

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Too many! ?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,389

I went drinking in St. Ives once with a pal. It was a bloody good time. Lovely town. I hope to go there again, someday.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,407

@1,149,386 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I hate that "riddle". You can only meet people on the road who are going the other way? That's absurd. You can meet someone if you're going different speeds when one of you overtakes the other.
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