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Topic: Why did the two melons decide not to get married?

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #101,751

Because they can't-elope!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 11 hours later[^] [v] #1,149,283

Bump

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,284

@previous (B)
samefag

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,301

@previous (C)
No. A totally different person came in 11 hours later to bump the topic without adding anything because, while they themselves had nothing to add they felt other users could benefit from seeing the topic go back to the top of the bumps page, in case someone who thought the joke was funny had missed it in the past 11 hours.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,305

The joke doesn't make sense though, since "eloping" is precisely what you do when for whatever reason you can't get married via normal routes.

I miss Unfunny Joke Guy. He'd never have fucked up like this.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,308

@previous (E)

Unfunny jokes guy was the king of unfunny jokes, OP is just a sad pretender.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,440

@1,149,305 (E)
Maybe it should have said why did the melons have a church wedding?

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,442

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Not bad.

@1,149,305 (E)
Autists cannot detect humor.

jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,485

@1,149,440 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Maybe it should have said why did the melons have a church wedding?

they were atheists
rim shot

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 39 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,149,502

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
*rimjob*

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,158

Melons can't "decide" to do anything, they have no capacity for thought.

dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,162

@previous (I)
compared to op they do!

Coil E. Leafeon !QnI1ArmPmY joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,165

@1,149,440 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I dont know why but I actually lol'd at this

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,150,224

@1,149,442 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

> Autists cannot detect humor.

You fucked up the joke because you didn't know what "elope" meant. Some ESL teacher you must have been!
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