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Topic: so there's this figure of speech -- sweating like a whore in church

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 5 years ago #101,654

But if you think about it, those whores will sweat anywhere you want

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 23 minutes later[^] [v] #1,148,034

They’re saying that they are sweating because they’re in God’s house and prostitution is a sin. The other expression is a sinner sweating in church.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,148,046

Sweating like a priest in a nursery.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,148,117

I say sweating like a preacher inns whorehouse

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,148,124

@1,148,034 (B)
That one's better because whores is a subset of sinners ?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,148,125

@1,148,117 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Do you think the preacher in the whorehouse and the whore in church recognize each other and thats why they're both sweating?

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Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,148,134

[Irish accent] Oh hello father, I didn't recognise you without your robes on

Sheila LaBoof (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,148,135

sweating like a US senator in an airport toilet stall

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,148,136

Ah, was that an Irish accent I heard? It must be FTD! Evening, m8.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,148,139

Colder than a vampire's demeanor

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,148,141

I heard of: colder than a witch's teat
hotter than a witch's clit

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,148,143

@1,148,125 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I think the preacher recognizes all the whores and to the whore, a dick is a dick

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,148,162

@1,148,135 (Sheila LaBoof)
Idgi

@1,148,141 (Sheila LaBoof)
I like the colder than a witch's tit one. Are they cold because they're flying? Or are witches just cold?
You know the phrase cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey? I've heard that a brass monkey is what they call the tray that holds cannonballs. When it's cold the metal shrinks and the cannonballs fall off.

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Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,148,234

brass monkey
that funky monkey

Sheila LaBoof (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,148,237

@1,148,162 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Larry "wide stance" Craig was arrested for looking for airport cock

and was a long-time opposer of rights to homos and so on

Anonymous G replied with this 5 years ago, 8 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,148,458

@1,148,234 (Sheila LaBoof)
Yes!
Dafuq wrong with u ppl
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