I'm fairly sure he called up the church in a random town in Poland I told him I was a priest at.
jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,147,728
lol
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,147,732
@1,147,725 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
He called the cafe, AND Sergio, whose burrito business is different from the cafe. LOL
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,147,733
No, I actually don't. I just remember some stupid shit about Syntax phoning a random cafe because he thought Matt was there. But I don't think that anyone else really cared.
jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,147,735
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,147,738
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
I think he died. Not even kidding.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,147,739
He probably did. He kept acting like he was too good to be told to shelter at home. I bet he got the virus.
I bet as he struggled to take his last few breaths he thought about how he was dealt with by the mods and dismissed with every single persons heres approval here after he refused to quit stalking. I hope so.
jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,147,741
@previous (F)
lmao he was complaining that the gym had closed
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,147,743
@1,147,739 (F)
His last thought and word in this world was..."Indy..."
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,147,750
Syntax always reminded me of Walter
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,147,751
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,775
No, I don't remember this at all. Why do you remember what some old guy on the Internet did like a decade ago? You must be obsessed with him.
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Erik !AltRitexT6 replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,776
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I think it was last year to be fair
jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,789
@1,147,775 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
yeah this was last year and it was pretty funny
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,791
Yes it was a good time. We should do something like this again!
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,792
@1,147,776 (Erik !AltRitexT6) @1,147,789 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Lol what really
Ok what happened
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,793
@1,147,775 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Imagine that you're a middle aged man with a dead end job living in a run down house, and your only pleasure in life is pretending to be a victim of an old man's stalking campaign.
Coil E. Leafeon !QnI1ArmPmY joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,795
I remember when someone geolocated (protip?) the internet cafes he would post from when he was banned.
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jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,796
@1,147,792 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
i bumped one of the draads. Matt went to a cafe and posted that picture and syntax did what he does and stalked the shit out of him. he ended up calling the owner of a burrito making company that distributed to the cafe and messaging him online and shit it was weird
Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,797
To be honest, Matt is well past his prime. He used to he a prolific troll who ruined forums with impunity and even warranted and an Encyclopedia Dramatic article (back when those were relevant). Nowadays, he is confined to a small forum where he is firmly under the thumb of the local moderation. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,799
@previous (E)
no, we are just the only fora he has yet to conquer
Syntax joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,803
Compared to people like You who live as IF they are already dead. The younger among US keep talking about Suicide and how depressed life is and how they cannot even think of finding a job.
AND One can see how often they post on Fri n Sat night because they have no living alternative. What good is being YOUNG if one lives as if already dead as all fuck
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,805
@1,147,799 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
This is true. He is like Alexander the Great of trolling forae. He knows that, once he has conquered Minichan, he shall weep, for there will be no more forae to conquer.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,809
@previous (A)
You would think he would have left after pictures of his family were posted here by the moderators themselves.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,815
@previous (O)
They had better hope he never meets them in real life.
Anonymous O replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,854
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 42 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,878
@1,147,796 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
What did he say to them?? Jesus
dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,886
@OP
usually when somebody recalls something you posted you'd call them obsessed
jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 58 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,887
@1,147,878 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
he probably just rambled at them about Matt shit for like 10 minutes. can u imagine?? lol
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,889
@1,147,886 (dw)
Lol, right? Reminds me of how he knows every little detail of scatman's life and personality (as he keeps telling Father Merrin), but anyone who knows anything about him is an obsessed stalker.
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Lol right
And that other guy who wanted to talk to a staff member who was working when matt went in. He said they sounded confused on the phone. What the fuck did he say lmao
dw replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,892
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
stop remembering what i did 5 years ago, you're making me look bad!
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,898
You're an embarrassment to yourself. Please do not continue to reply in this topic.
dw replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,927
@1,147,889 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
also are scatman and father merrin not the same person? he's the guy who's always pretending to be various characters right?
Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,942
@previous (dw)
They are the same person. It is so obvious.
Anonymous S replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,952
Anonymous L replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,956
@1,147,952 (S)
You can't get Syntax out of your head, can you? ?
Syntax hasn't posted here in years. Whenever you see somebody claiming to be Syntax, it's a person trolling you with copied and pasted walls of text.
Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 27 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,957
@1,147,955 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Many reasons. They have many unusual things in common.
Anonymous S replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,963
@1,147,956 (L)
My you seem a bit upset and very confused.
Anonymous L replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,964
@previous (S)
I'm not upset at all. In fact, I feel great knowing that I will never be as pathetic as OP.
Anonymous S replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,966
@previous (L)
I didn't say you were upset, I said you "seemed" upset and confused. Also you are starting to show little signs of obsession with the OP.
Anonymous I replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,147,968
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,148,005
Yeah Father Merrin is clearly not Scatman. Scatman was fucking INSANE in a way that is hard to describe. Merrin likes to troll pretty hard but is nowhere near Scatman's level of neurosis.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,148,010
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's been so long that scatman is a fairly fuzzy memory to me.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 13 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,148,011
@1,147,996 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Ah. Of course.
dw replied with this 5 years ago, 9 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,148,061
@1,147,954 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
yes I knew that, I didn't know scatman was a different person
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,148,063
@previous (dw)
As far as I know, yes. I guess it's possible they are the same person doing a really long-term troll but I doubt it
Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,148,077
> Yeah Father Merrin is clearly not Scatman. Scatman was fucking INSANE in a way that is hard to describe. Merrin likes to troll pretty hard but is nowhere near Scatman's level of neurosis.
Yep If Matt wasn’t so self-obsessed he would easily know this from his time as admin of Ghoul where Scatman, TGcomix, and Merrin posted together from unique IPs and UIDs but Matt is too dumb to remember this or have noticed
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,148,082
> > Yeah Father Merrin is clearly not Scatman. Scatman was fucking INSANE in a way that is hard to describe. Merrin likes to troll pretty hard but is nowhere near Scatman's level of neurosis. > > Yep If Matt wasn’t so self-obsessed he would easily know this from his time as admin of Ghoul where Scatman, TGcomix, and Merrin posted together from unique IPs and UIDs but Matt is too dumb to remember this or have noticed
Nah trust me, Matt knows all this. It's just shtick, without which, he becomes nothing.
dw replied with this 5 years ago, 55 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,148,089
@1,148,063 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
i don't remember anything about scatman. did he like posting :))s and drawing cp