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Topic: Had a super humbling experience tonight

!Mex505FZAw started this discussion 15 years ago #10,161

So, I was hanging out with some friends from out of town, and drank more than I should have. I decided to drive home, and got pulled over for driving too slow. I told the cops that I had had a few drinks, but that I wasn't impaired. They put me through every field sobriety test in the book. I bullshitted my way out of the ones I failed. For some reason, they never gave me a breathalyzer. They let me go, and that's the only reason I am posting this.

Had I gotten popped for DWI, I'd be in jail tonight. I'd have lost my job, my truck, and my kickass insurance rates for having a spotless driving record.

Moral of the story, is that I've already gotten too arrogant about how good life is going for me, and it could have all fallen apart had those cops been less forgiving.

Be careful.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #180,857

Drunk driving is scary. It's no longer funny when you lose people you love that way.

Glad it worked out for you, glad you'll be more careful.

!Mex505FZAw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,859

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)

I wasn't drunk, but I was driving erratically enough to get pulled over. I could have been so fucked...

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,860

@previous (!Mex505FZAw)
If you're driving erratically, you're drunk.

!Mex505FZAw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,862

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)

To the cops, driving erratically meant driving 10 miles under the speed limit, which is why they pulled me over.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,866

@previous (!Mex505FZAw)
You "drank more than [you] should have." You were driving well under the speed limit. You were drunk and could have really hurt someone.

Quit fucking whining about yourself.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,867

lrn 2 high speed pursuit, faggot. Flames of glory and all that.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,868

In California the first DUI costs a minimum of Fines/Penalties—$1,000
Tow/Impound Fee—215
DUI Treatment Program—626
Court Costs—800
Insurance Increase—500-1,500
Attorney Fees—2,500
Total Approximate Cost:—$6,641

One can say no attorney required HOWEVER I was the foreman on a Jury for a DUI and the Attorney saved that guy HIS JOB!!! Which of course was worth far more then the attorney fee.

Friends tell me it cost them over $10,000 and community service hours.

!Mex505FZAw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,869

@180,866 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)

I like you, becky, but pls stop with the conjecture. They let me go because they determined that I presented no hazard to anyone else on the road. Had the police officers that pulled me over determined that I was a threat, I'd be in jail. No, the cops are not incompetent.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,874

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
lolololol, I fucking love you.

> citing deleted or non existent reply

Oh, okay.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,876

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
you calm the fuck down. this is serious business. I'll sort this out.

@180,869 (!Mex505FZAw)
You shouldn't be such a pussy, man. those cops coulda fucked your shit up, man. You either need to learn to run from those fools and bail outta your ride, or give up the drinking benders. your choice, bud. But, I hope to see you on COPS evading the man like a boss.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,877

@180,874 (E)
Oops. Decided I got too mad.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,880

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Well, I love your mad.

!Mex505FZAw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,881

@180,876 (C)

In good time.

@180,877 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)

Becky, your emotional baggage has no place here. Stop it.

I still love you

ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,882

No, don't be careful. Just don't drive drunk. You can't determine whether or not you're a threat to other people on the road. It's just a shitty stupid idea, man

!Mex505FZAw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,884

@previous (ninjj)

This is true, and yeah. I dodged a bullet. I won't be doing this shit again.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,885

@180,881 (!Mex505FZAw)
Oh fuck you. Honestly.

You're a total fucking dumbass if all you care about here is your sweet-ass job and your kick-ass insurance rates and the fact you can bullshit some cops into letting you go.

You had too much to drink, you drove stupidly, and you should probably be grateful you didn't fucking kill someone.

Next time, get a fucking cab, or don't drink so much, or something. All drunk drivers are convinced they're fine to drive.

nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,890

thank you becky

@180,884 (!Mex505FZAw)
Well, I'm glad you learned something tonight even if it's only for half of the right reasons.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,901

So long ago the Pterodactyl's were still alive. Was driving home on a mountain road with the gal I later married. Had maybe a .18 or so and ended up stopping at edge of mountain so close to Telephone pole that I could not get my little finger between bumper and pole.

Last tyme I have driven when close to .08 - About 14 years ago I took a driving course where you drive drunk on a track on purpose. Porshe on a track and you drive the course with twists turns cones and take a drink and do it again and again. Video to see results per drink. Courser required me to guess my BAC accurately or no pass course. Three days later I passed. (Much more to the three days of driving drunk)

jump? joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,902

Alcohol isn't weed. You can't drive under the influence.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,903

Externally hosted image@180,901 (Syntax)
4Got image

nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,905

@180,901 (Syntax)
Shut the fuck up, Syntax

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,907

@previous (nimj)
shut the fuck up, nimj

nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,908

@previous (D)
okay

!Mex505FZAw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,922

@180,885 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)

No. Just, no. If I didn't respect you so much I'd bite back at that really hard, but yeah.

no

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,923

@previous (!Mex505FZAw)
Wood like to point out that I have been pulled over for driving erratic or EVEN for passing cops on road when they were already over the speed limit by say 10MPH and I passed them or at a Stop signal - JUMPING past them so of course they pull me over.

Not drinking but High never the less. Has happened far too many tymes.

!Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,924

@previous (Syntax)

Fuck off, Matt

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,926

Protip: calling a cab is cheaper than a DUI in any scenario, when in doubt at all, call a cab or sleep in your car.


Designated drivers are few and far between... its best to have a plan before you go out. I know how hard it is to stop at a few drinks, which is exactly why I've slept in a lot of parking lots lol.

!Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,927

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)

Yes. By the way. I was high as shit on other things, too

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,928

Gotta side with Becky on this one. You said yourself that had they decided to breathalyze you, you'd be fucked. If you're over the limit, you can't claim that you were OK to drive.

I'm glad you learned your lesson and won't be pulling shit like this anymore.

!Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,930

@previous (J)


> I'm glad you learned your lesson and won't be pulling shit like this anymore.

That's the heart of the matter there!

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,931

@180,927 (!Mex505FZAw)

> I was high as shit on other things, too

HAHAHAHAHA. WOW. I bet that was fun bro... shit man. lol'd.

!Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,934

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)

Yeah. It was tricky.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,937

@180,926 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Sleeping in your car is not a bad idea, but in some jurisdictions cops have been known to arrest people just for sleeping in their cars drunk. Even though the "driver" had the best of intentions to not drive drunk, some cops are just assholes. And while calling a cab and leaving your car there is a wise decision, some business owners are assholes and will have your car towed if left there overnight. Still better than a DUI, but it certainly puts pressure on drunk people to get their asses home.

!Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,940

@previous (J)

Should have just got a cab tonight, tbh

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,945

@180,937 (J)
Yah, I've seen a lot of people drive away from bars stumbling drunk, like A LOT. I used to do most of my drinking at houses, its much cheaper and it mitigates shit like that.

@180,934 (!Mex505FZAw)
Sounds like you learned a couple lessons tonight. Its all part of growing up bro. :')

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,947

@180,940 (!Mex505FZAw)

Brain transplant may help you.

!Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,954

@180,945 (Ks !KansasxqvM)

Yeah the lesson I learned is to no to be so fucking arrogant.

@previous (D)

<3

!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,956

Drinking while driving huh...

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,958

@previous (!ocurburUbk)
You wouldn't know much about either, being a devoit female Muslim and all...

!Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,959

@180,956 (!ocurburUbk)

Oh you

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,960

Meh. You're alive, haven't been arrested, and haven't injured anyone. It's all good.

!Mex505FZAw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,962

So the point I was trying to make with this thread, was that I did a really stupid fucking thing tonight.

Don't be stupid like me :p

!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,977

@180,958 (J)
I don't believe in God. You ain't got shit on me, fuck you. Being a pussy like you is for the weak. Who likes being a pussy? you do.
@180,959 (!Mex505FZAw)
Oh, you..let's try to keep the roads safe for everyone. I feel as if, it is...better that way.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,988

@previous (!ocurburUbk)
Me thinks you made a good point. Failure is usually not an option when drinking and driving. We all make Mistrakes its just that sum cost others their lives.

!Mex505FZAw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,989

@180,977 (!ocurburUbk)

I should be in jail right now, but I'm not.

Never fucking again. I got a second chance I didn't deserve.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,993

@180,857 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Calif closing tyme for bars/clubs is 2AM - Back as a teen I had a job delivering booze for a liquor store as well as the general cash register and stocking stuff. Out every night around 1:30 AM and eyes wide open for the mass of drunks coming out of clubs.

Doubt that has changed much over the years.

!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #180,996

@180,988 (Syntax)
They are self conceited choices. I have no problem with people drinking till they get shitfaced but once you start putting other peoples lives at stake, that's when shit gets real.
@180,989 (!Mex505FZAw)
Woohoo. It's comforting to know you treated this experience as a lesson learnt. ^.^

!Mex505FZAw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #181,000

@180,993 (Syntax)

Fuck off, Matt

@previous (!ocurburUbk)

Been getting a bit too arrogant about things lately. Needed to be taken down a notch.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #181,003

@180,882 (ninjj)

> No, don't be careful. Just don't drive drunk. You can't determine whether or not you're a threat to other people on the road. It's just a shitty stupid idea, man

Fucking this, people dont understand not to drive drunk because no one they know has been killed by a drunk driver yet.

!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #181,004

Image went missing@181,000 (!Mex505FZAw)
Some need to learn the hard way. :'o

!Mex505FZAw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #181,005

never again

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #181,006

@181,004 (!ocurburUbk)

agreed

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #181,007

@181,000 (!Mex505FZAw)
Lol@the 181,000get being directed at Matt. Too perfect.

Breakfast of Champions !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #181,009

Maybe you shouldn't drink before you drive at all?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #181,012

@OP

You're a good guy, Mex. I can't say that about a whole lot of people on here at times, myself included. I hope you learned something.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #181,014

Image went missingMexxx is the shit, yo.
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