Topic: I have a massive fucking hemorrhoid the size of a babies head sticking out of my arse

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 5 years ago #101,564

AMA me anything

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,146,929

Do you regret all the anal sex you have engaged in during your life?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,930

Has your girlfriend seen it?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 12 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,033

If you're doing an AMA, why aren't you answering any questions?

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,034

@previous (D)
I apologise. Ask away.

Update. Hemorrhoid has calmed down a bit today but is still a pain in the arse.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,037

@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Nip to Boots and slap some Anusol on it.

blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 33 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,038

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

A-neiu-sole, not anus-ol.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,040

The hemorrhoid issue is a big problem with electric bikes. Some states in the U.S. are seriously considering banning the sale of electric bikes for this reason.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,041

@1,147,037 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I have some but for some reason it isn't having the usual effect

jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,054

gross
something about gen x and hemorrhoids

Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,056

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
You'll be pleased to know my hemorrhoid has shrank and feels a bit better

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,057

@1,147,040 (G)
Lol what? Are the e-bikes supposedly causing hemorrhoids?
What happened to the US being all about freedom to make personal choices?

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jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,061

@1,147,056 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
congrats

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,077

@1,147,056 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
*has shrunk
Also, has your girlfriend seen it?

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,079

@previous (K)
Keep it to one UID, Matt.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,411

Greta wins again. Vegetarianism is great because you eat a lot of fibre.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,449

First of all, what the fuck is a hemorrhoid?

blom replied with this 5 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,450

@previous (Meowth)

It's when your colon gets all irritwtws ans swollen and sticks out your ass

Kook replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,569

@previous (blom)
Please don't do this.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,580

hemorrhoids can get inflamed from shit clumps stuck in skin tags folds up the ass

what you got to do is push special damp wipes up the ass and around the crannies

then wait for the city to complain about fatburgs in the sewers again

blom replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,620

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

If they built videogame sewers then it wouldn't be a problem

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,752

@1,147,580 (Sheila LaBoof)
just wet your tp

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,835

@1,147,449 (Meowth)
You've never heard of them?

blom replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,147,837

@1,147,569 (Kook)

Do what?

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