Topic: The other day a potential client took an extra mask from my office and stuck it in her bra and left

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg started this discussion 5 years ago #101,551

Just thought I'd mention that.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 46 minutes later[^] [v] #1,146,744

Did you observe this on CCTV footage or observe it personally?

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,765

sticking things in bras is gross tbh

blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,767

What was her racial makeup?

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,768

@OP

It would be nice if when you made a thread, you participate in said thread.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,787

Mmm titty sweat. Id breathe on dat mask all day

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,800

@previous (E)
Titty sweat doesn't smell (or taste) any different than sweat from any other body part.

Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 52 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,801

@1,146,767 (blom)
Racist.

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,805

@1,146,800 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
But...fact is...I know.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,808

@OP

> Just thought I'd mention that.

Is it common practice for folk to take extra masks on their visit to your office?

blom replied with this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,818

@1,146,801 (Erik !AltRitexT6)

That's not a racial makeup

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 57 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,832

@1,146,744 (B)
My paralegal observed it

@1,146,767 (blom)
White

@1,146,768 (B)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4

@1,146,808 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
No

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,833

@1,146,800 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Actually, butthole sweat smells and tastes different than any other sweat.

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 30 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,834

@previous (I)
Please get out of my thread, retard

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,836

@1,146,833 (I)

> Actually, butthole sweat smells and tastes different than any other sweat.

You speak from experience?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,847

@OP
Will you be taking legal action against her?

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,849

I just got the image in my head that, in an emergency situation, a bra could be cut and reconfigured with some staples and rubber bands into two emergency COVID masks. Now I'm wondering if it would work the other way around - could two face masks be converted into an emergency bra ?

There's a business idea for MAtt - tactical bras that can be reconfigured into COVID masks in case of zombie apocalypse or whatever.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,871

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Don't give Matt any ideas. Soon he'll be taking money from people and not using it for that purpose. Just like his ghost hunting stunt.

Coil E. Leafeon !QnI1ArmPmY joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,874

@1,146,849 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Imagine if instead of COVID-19 we had a zombie virus on our hands, we would be so screwed.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,894

@1,146,832 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
Lol weird

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,906

@1,146,874 (Coil E. Leafeon !QnI1ArmPmY)
Machetes disable zombies but don't do shit against a virus.

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