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Topic: the older i get the more I hate eating

jodie !foster2PAQ started this discussion 5 years ago #101,542

it is so fucking dumb. and why would anyone make anything harder to eat?? like fuckin. penne. you gotta stab the little pieces one by one to shovel them into your mouth just so you can live??? bullshit. if I have to do something to survive I want to do it efficiently and taking any amount of time to eat food feels like a fuckin messy waste of time. like taking a shit

jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,146,583

and all these other creatures are out here doing this too! struggling to eat and eating to survive. disgusting

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,584

Yeah for a few years I struggled to eat so I subsisted mostly off protein bars and meal replacement drinks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,585

Eating is pretty good. It's much better than its alternatives.

dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,588

Try rigatoni

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,591

I fucking LOVE eating.

jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,594

@1,146,585 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
drinking? drinking is way better.

jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 45 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,595

@1,146,584 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
yeah that's been me on and off for most of my life. I always eat like a decent meal a day at least but it's hard

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 47 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,596

@1,146,594 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Drinking kinda sucks tbh. I much prefer eating.

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,598

@1,146,594 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Lolno

jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,600

@previous (dw)
beverages>snacks

jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,601

@1,146,596 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
wow. get refreshed Fat

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 23 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,602

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Solids > liquids

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,606

@1,146,600 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Lolno

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,608

Externally hosted image

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 20 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,609

@1,146,595 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
these days im really inconsistent. haven't been eating much lately but occasionally I'll have a day where I can eat loads and loads.

jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,615

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
i so that a lot too

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,616

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
i hate the positive feedback loop. the less i eat, the harder it becomes to eat and the more nauseating food becomes. all I've eaten today is two potato skins. and they were not from large potatoes. probably like 5cmish.

Kook joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,658

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That's why you have a hard time working
You should be eating like 3000 calories a day at your age.

Kook double-posted this 5 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,659

@previous (Kook)
I am not Kook damn it.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,660

@1,146,658 (Kook)
I don't have a hard time working lol.
And jesus, you think eating 3000 calories a day is normal? No wonder you're so fat. 3500 calories is a pound of fat.

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dw replied with this 5 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,661

@1,146,658 (Kook)
lol wot

Kook replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,663

@1,146,660 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You're stupid about food. Don't forget you went through your gay vegetarian phase for quite awhile.

Kook double-posted this 5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,664

I am not Kook.

Anonymous F triple-posted this 5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,665

See?

Anonymous F quadruple-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,666

Oh my weak little hands you said more than once. A hundred pound girl who hasn't EVER worked hard.
I'm just saying...it is what it us.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Anonymous F quintuple-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,667

@1,146,660 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Now...make another tired post about how I live with my mother.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,668

@1,146,659 (Kook)
@1,146,664 (Kook)
I do chuckle when Bert feebly tries to impersonate people and then gets annoyed when he forgets to remove the name.

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,671

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Good day, Sir WhiteKnight.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,676

@previous (F)
I'm not even defending anyone, I'm just laughing at your stupidity.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,680

@1,146,666 (F)
Please remind the board which one of us has actually been employed over the past year?

@1,146,663 (Kook)
You're just stupid. 3500 calories is a whole pound of fat. You think eating 3000 calories is normal. No wonder you're so fucking fat.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,682

@1,146,666 (F)
Here you're saying I'm 100 lbs, two days ago you were calling me fat. Which is it?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,684

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You change weight far too quickly. Pick a weight and stick with it, you lunatic! :-/

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,688

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I can't help it, I have an erratic metabolism :(

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,691

https://youtu.be/78oLAPZsDDw

blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,713

@1,146,594 (jodie !foster2PAQ)

Huel is the product for you

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 39 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,721

@1,146,682 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
100 lbs at 6' is a lot different than 100 lbs at 4' 5"

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,752

@previous (F)
Ah, so you're going with both. I am, apparently, fat and weigh 100 pounds. At what height does a 100lb person become fat?
A 6'0" person at 100lbs would have a BMI of 13.9. A BMI of 15 or under gets you hospitalised for starvation - just a few pounds less and your organs start to fail.
Even at 5'0", 100lbs is at the lower end of the healthy weight range.
You have no idea what people actually look like, do you? Or what a given weight looks like.
This website has pictures of women categorised by weight, height, age, etc. Here's what 100lb 5'0" women look like. https://app.mybodygallery.com/#/?height=152&weight=45

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jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 49 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,759

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> BMI of 15 or under gets you hospitalised for starvation - just a few pounds less and your organs start to fail.
BMI is bs that's bs

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,762

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
A few pounds less than 13.9 bmi, sorry. 13.5 is organ failure levels.

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 44 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,763

@1,146,752 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yes, I am in my early 50s and I dont know what people look like.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 53 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,783

@previous (F)
Obviously not if you think 100lbs is fat at any non-midget adult height.

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Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,803

I hate eating because it's a cost I have to cover. I hate it when someone buys me an expensive meal and then expects me to return the favor because I can't fucking afford it. I hate that money has become so loud in my thinking that I find it hard to eat unless it's cheap trash, but the caveat is that it doesn't nourish me and I end up buying more.

@1,146,668 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Same

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,811

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Gotta love them food banks and soup kitchens. I used to volunteer at an organisation that does both at my university. I loved cooking with them, they taught me so much and the meals were so much more nutritious, delicious, and well-rounded than anything I would make for myself.

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,817

@1,146,803 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
> caveat
Whoa flashback

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,844

I like eating but not cooking.

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,853

I like cooking but I don't like obtaining food and washing up

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,857

I like cooking and eating and don't mind cleaning up the mess but the pooping afterwards is a bit offsetting.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,893

@1,146,811 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Food banks are pretty awesome

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,911

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Except you're (any one) is not supposed to go load up their car with food there so that they can spend their paycheck on dabs and vidya games.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,926

@previous (F)
Were you very upset when you found that out bc they caught you doing that?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,966

@1,146,911 (F)
Oddly specific
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