Topic: Advice about my flatmate, please
Mr. X started this discussion 5 years ago #101,527
So I have this flatmate. Let's call him "Aleric" to maintain his privacy. He is a lighting technician. We live in London. So this guy is a cocaine freak. He does pounds of cocaine every day. He is also a serious racist, although he constantly dates foreign ladyboys. Anyway, he never bathes, and is constantly farting, so the whole flat stinks. All the curry he eats? Man, it is horrible. I told him I tested positive for Corona just to keep him away. I do not really have it. Oh, he also wears cargo shorts exclusively, even in the dead of winter. And he is a hopeless alcoholic. What should I do?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,146,426
You should contact Matt. He is the expert at dating foreign lady boys, has a grudge against transexuals, never bathes, gets drunk daily on cheap wine, and knows more about farting than the entire world population put together.
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,428
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,443
I'd like to meet a hopeful alcoholic
Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,444
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)The names Bert. He drinks everclear after mommy pays him for shaving her back.
dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 10 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,634
If I had a coke addicted housemate I would steal small amounts each 'snort' and then sell it when I have like 5g