Topic: You hate Bert because you aren't Bert
Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #101,448
Cue the same bert doesnt have a job remark for the 469th time.chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,145,468
You're right.
I've always wanted to be fifty years old and living with my mom, mowing the lawn for cigarette money.
I've always wanted to be fifty years old and living with my mom, mowing the lawn for cigarette money.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,471
I wouldn't want to speak on behalf of anyone else here, but I am actually happy that I am not bert.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,476
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Whatever Snake...you goofy lil bitch who LOVES to chime in with Trip talking bad about me,lol.
Fag.
Whatever Snake...you goofy lil bitch who LOVES to chime in with Trip talking bad about me,lol.
Fag.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,477
I do not hate Bert. I am just fascinated by his unwavering worship of Trump.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 28 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,479
@1,145,476 (A)
I'm not talking bad about you. I just said that I've always wanted to be fifty years old and living with my mom, mowing the lawn for cigarette money. I am jealous of you and your life.
I'm not talking bad about you. I just said that I've always wanted to be fifty years old and living with my mom, mowing the lawn for cigarette money. I am jealous of you and your life.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,482
@1,145,471 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> I wouldn't want to speak on behalf of anyone else here, but I am actually happy that I am not bert.
> I wouldn't want to speak on behalf of anyone else here, but I am actually happy that I am not bert.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 20 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,483
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,486
@1,145,476 (A)
I will also talk bad about you when she's not here if you are saying/doing something bad. Trip and I just happen to have the same opinions about you.
I will also talk bad about you when she's not here if you are saying/doing something bad. Trip and I just happen to have the same opinions about you.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,488
@1,145,476 (A)
And I really don't have white knights like you imagine. People have their own opinions, which sometimes line up with my own. That doesn't make them my white knights. Correlation =/= causation. It's a common fallacy, don't feel bad.
And I really don't have white knights like you imagine. People have their own opinions, which sometimes line up with my own. That doesn't make them my white knights. Correlation =/= causation. It's a common fallacy, don't feel bad.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,492
@OP
See, this is why it's hard to sympathise with you when you get annoyed that everyone here insults you. You've just made a topic picking a fight with the entire fora. You just can't expect to be liked with this policy of constant hostility.
See, this is why it's hard to sympathise with you when you get annoyed that everyone here insults you. You've just made a topic picking a fight with the entire fora. You just can't expect to be liked with this policy of constant hostility.
Meta joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,512
I would love to be Bert. It is my dream to be a fat hairy man with a tiny dick who has gay sex in exchange for meth
jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,526
@OP
> Cue the same bert doesnt have a job remark for the 469th time.
what about all the other ones, like your allowance or live with your mom or you're really fuckin fat and also retarded
I mean there are plenty of reasons not to want to be you and to hate you so like. what about those
> Cue the same bert doesnt have a job remark for the 469th time.
what about all the other ones, like your allowance or live with your mom or you're really fuckin fat and also retarded
I mean there are plenty of reasons not to want to be you and to hate you so like. what about those