Topic: vampire babies

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 6 years ago #101,384

would you want those things near your tits?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,144,682

If I become a vampire, then sure.

blom joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,692

If I was a pacifist vampire I would eat out girls when they're on their period.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,713

@previous (blom)
Ah yes, blom.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,724

Vampires cannot have babies.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,726

Are they the babies of vampires or babies that got bitten by and turned into a vampire?

Green !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,727

Or would that be baby vampires? ?

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,800

I presume a vampire bit a baby

and now the thing is stuck in baby form perhaps

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,836

@1,144,727 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

I think it is.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,001

@1,144,692 (blom)
A vampire goes to a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender, obviously confused, asks, "Why? Don't you drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

Minichan