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Topic: Svet lad, you a cricket fan?

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #101,333

England walloping the West Indies ("these people are wogs!"). Centuries for Sibley and Stokes. Hard lines for the Windies but fair do's all round for England I reckon.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 58 seconds later[^] [v] #1,143,976

How many of these words are in the English language? Maybe half at most.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,977

Stokes just nurdled a googly through silly mid-on for a boundary. Glorious.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,986

I only like football and curling

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,987

@1,143,976 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You might need to go back to school, lad. OP is speaking good English.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,988

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Please read this post @1,143,977 (A) and tell me that again with a straight face.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,989

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
As I said, you'll have to get yourself back to school... ?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,990

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Ok that's it time to nuke the UK. Your shenanigans have gone on long enough.

Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,000

@1,143,988 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
To be fair that is a normal English sentance when talking cricket.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,003

@1,143,988 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Please read this post @1,143,977 (A) and tell me that again with a straight face.

I pity you Americans not knowing the finer points of the gentleman's game.

England are currently slogging them out of the park. The problem for the Windies bowlers is that their balls are just too full to get any real bounce or swing. Far too wide of leg too. Take Gabriel there. He's got 6 balls and not one of them is down the middle. That last full toss was rightly sent packing to long off.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,004

@1,143,988 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Perfectly cromulent cricket sentence. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,005

Fake anon becoming increasingly nervous as Brits slowly encircle him, spouting UK English phrases at him.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,007

Externally hosted image@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
This is now a UKEnglish imageboard.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,430

Externally hosted image@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
It always was!
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