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Topic: Stimulus check idea

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #101,310

They should make a few random checks be huge amounts. Like 2 or 3 $1,000,000 checks, maybe one hundred $200,000 checks and a few thousand $50,000 ones.

It would be exciting.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,143,659

Why would they do that?

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,661

They already have that, it's called the lottery.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,715

@previous (C)
Anything can happen!!! ?

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,717

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Hahaha. ?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,734

Don't forget to have a few zero dollars checks. We don't want Bert to end his losing lottery streak.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,752

@previous (E)
Suck it.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,753

@1,143,715 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
@1,143,717 (C)
lol

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,756

Then we'd be treated to months of Bert bitching and moaning because he got a $2.00 stimulus check and now he's out of a job because he can't afford gas for the lawnmower which he needs in order to make his allowance.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,761

@1,143,659 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Bert wants to combine his obsession for gambling with his obsession for free government checks.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,762

@1,143,756 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
He long ago stopped even making excuses for his joblessness.

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 54 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,783

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
His last claim was to protect his mommy from the protesters rioters.

Anonymous E double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,785

@1,143,752 (A)
Did I upset you Bert? Oh well, deal with it.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,795

@1,143,783 (E)
Lol what. Really? Link?

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,800

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Shit, I don't even know where to start looking. It's been a couple weeks since he said it.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,810

@previous (E)
Ah, alright. I seem to remember something months back about being glad he didn't work in the factory because of coronavirus. Of course now he's posting all this nonsense indicating he doesn't think coronavirus is a threat at all.

Anonymous G replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,811

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Yes. He said he couldn't look for work bc of COVID. Yet constantly posts about how it is all scare tactics.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,815

@OP

> They should make a few random checks be huge amounts. Like 2 or 3 $1,000,000 checks, maybe one hundred $200,000 checks and a few thousand $50,000 ones.
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> It would be exciting.

How awesome would it be if all these 'golden checks' were won by poor African Americans?
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