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Topic: Everclear Red Baron..party day!

Bert started this discussion 5 years ago #101,172

Mommy..gave me $350..for correctly..flushing the..toilet..PARTY TIME!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 19 minutes later[^] [v] #1,142,236

There's a wrong way to flush a toilet? ?

Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,237

@previous (B)
Some people flush first then take a shit.

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,238

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
I thought that was just called a courtesy flush.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,239

@1,142,236 (B)

If you do an upper decker, there is no right way to flush.

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,258

@previous (D)
What if you have a bidet?

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,272

@previous (B)

You don't use the restroom in a bidet, you literal retard. It is only for cleanup.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,275

@previous (D)
lol

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,446

@1,142,258 (B)
Do you know what a bidet is?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,449

@1,142,239 (D)
That's that thing fancy people use isn't it?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,454

@previous (F)
Did you mean to cite me? Because an upper decker is when you shit in the toilet tank.
Bidets aren't that fancy, they're fairly standard in many parts of the world. I bought one (with adjustable water temperature and butthole and vagina settings) for like $60 on Amazon. It's just hygienic. If you got shit on your arm you wouldn't just wipe it off with a piece of paper, that's gross.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 47 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,473

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What the hell is a “vagina setting”?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,476

@previous (G)
The direction of spray. You can set it to spray onto your butthole or your vagina.

Anonymous G replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,480

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
lol

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,491

@previous (G)
Basic hygeine is hilarious.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,573

@1,142,454 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> If you got shit on your arm you wouldn't just wipe it off with a piece of paper, that's gross.

OTOH (lol hand), in India they poop in the streets, and wipe with their left hand. No paper or nothing. This raises the question: If they get poop on their left arm while doing something, do they then use their butts to wipe off their arm? After all, you can’t wipe off the arm using the hand that is attached to the arm itself. ?

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,616

@previous (H)
They use water with their hands. You use more water to then wash your hands.
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