Topic: beef jerky is a valuable part of a balanced diet
Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #101,152
i love beef jerky but why is it so expensive gawd damn. There can be a almost 300% price variation depending on where you buy it. There is something wrong with that.Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,141,896
Make your own. Marinate beef in soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, chili powder, onion powder, and garlic powder. Put it in an oven at 175F until it dries out. Delicious!
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,900
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)Technically that might end up being more expensive when you factor in the rate of error that a inexperienced cook will have and the time he has to put into making it. Time is money man. I think the trick is to buy in bulk.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,901
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,920
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
but convenience bro. Surely, convenience is part of quality for the lazy man.
but convenience bro. Surely, convenience is part of quality for the lazy man.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,988
Look for a cheap food dehydrator. My family used to do it, and it isn't that hard
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,999
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,003
@previous (D)
> You do not even need one. An oven on a low temp is the same.
But they use a lot of energy and heat up the house
> You do not even need one. An oven on a low temp is the same.
But they use a lot of energy and heat up the house
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,004
@1,141,999 (D)
Ovens are fine if you're just experimenting, but some ovens struggle to maintain such low temperatures, and not all have fans - you need good airflow to dehydrate well. An oven is also more energy-intensive than a dehydrator.
If you live in a low-humidity area you can dehydrate food just using the sun, too!
Ovens are fine if you're just experimenting, but some ovens struggle to maintain such low temperatures, and not all have fans - you need good airflow to dehydrate well. An oven is also more energy-intensive than a dehydrator.
If you live in a low-humidity area you can dehydrate food just using the sun, too!
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,005
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,006
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
It's too humid to do that where I live, too. Someone living in, say, Arizona would have a much easier time.
It's too humid to do that where I live, too. Someone living in, say, Arizona would have a much easier time.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,008
another name for beef jerky is beef stroking off
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,010
@1,142,006 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I don't think I could live in the desert. The fear of water scarcity would always get to me. I feel comforted knowing that, whatever happens, I will never die of thirst here.
I don't think I could live in the desert. The fear of water scarcity would always get to me. I feel comforted knowing that, whatever happens, I will never die of thirst here.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,011
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
The creation of desert cities - especially Las Vegas, which wastes so much water so conspicuously - always struck me as incredibly hubristic.
The creation of desert cities - especially Las Vegas, which wastes so much water so conspicuously - always struck me as incredibly hubristic.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,015
and now we have reason to doubt effective contingency plans are in place should disaster strike
given the *shrug* response to the current virus of concern
given the *shrug* response to the current virus of concern
dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,129
I had it once and I could not convince my friend it wasn't dog food but a typical usamerican delicacy
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,135
@previous (dw)
First time I saw beef jerky I thought the same thing.
Interestingly, even Wikipedia cites beef jerky as being dog food ?
First time I saw beef jerky I thought the same thing.
Interestingly, even Wikipedia cites beef jerky as being dog food ?
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Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 59 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,160
You're having a giraffe!
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@1,142,153 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Yes, the dutch for example have Biltong, which they erm..."learned" from being "friends" with South Africans. It's likely other countries/cultures do dried meat better than we do. I personally think jerky tastes awful and never eat it.
Yes, the dutch for example have Biltong, which they erm..."learned" from being "friends" with South Africans. It's likely other countries/cultures do dried meat better than we do. I personally think jerky tastes awful and never eat it.
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@1,142,161 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I don't like the taste and texture of store bought beef jerky, but enjoyed homemade. Must be because of preservatives
I don't like the taste and texture of store bought beef jerky, but enjoyed homemade. Must be because of preservatives
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,248
I have come to associate the word "delicacy" with thing you would never even think of eating but some fucked up foreigners decided it was food.
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,250
dw replied with this 5 years ago, 48 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,267
@1,142,161 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
yeah i guess but not like completely dehydrated and tough like jerky?
@1,142,161 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
that is not eaten in nl
yeah i guess but not like completely dehydrated and tough like jerky?
@1,142,161 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
that is not eaten in nl
dw double-posted this 5 years ago, 18 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,268
dw triple-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,269
@1,142,161 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
according to wiki its an old world recipe what was brought to zuid afrika tho
according to wiki its an old world recipe what was brought to zuid afrika tho
dw quadruple-posted this 5 years ago, 18 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,270
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,276
@1,142,162 (J)
Deal with it bud.
@1,142,211 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Ah that's a good point. I've never had homemade jerky. I'd probably like that more!
@1,142,267 (dw)
Yeah it's not the same thing but it's sort of similar I guess? Idk I have not had many biltongs And I know you eat it and you are dutch and in the netherlands thanks.
@1,142,269 (dw)
Oh nice I thought it originated in with the native pops but I'm not that familiar with it.
Deal with it bud.
@1,142,211 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Ah that's a good point. I've never had homemade jerky. I'd probably like that more!
@1,142,267 (dw)
Yeah it's not the same thing but it's sort of similar I guess? Idk I have not had many biltongs And I know you eat it and you are dutch and in the netherlands thanks.
@1,142,269 (dw)
Oh nice I thought it originated in with the native pops but I'm not that familiar with it.
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,277
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Right, that's it. Meet me @usual for fisticuffs, and a penis slapping you won't soon forget.
Right, that's it. Meet me @usual for fisticuffs, and a penis slapping you won't soon forget.
dw replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,513
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,930
If you raise your kids on difficult foods such as jerky, they'll be more likely to grow powerful jaws that can fit the teeth properly and have straight teeth and room for the wisdom teeth.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,939
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,001
@previous (A)
hmmm, well if their food was softer than ordinary, that would be a factor. Over time, the inherited ability to grow a larger jaw than anyone else would not make a difference if everyone doesn't stimulate their jaw growth because everyone is eating soft food, and so that ability could possibly be lost altogether if the genes for it haven't helped anyone stand out. It is plausible.
hmmm, well if their food was softer than ordinary, that would be a factor. Over time, the inherited ability to grow a larger jaw than anyone else would not make a difference if everyone doesn't stimulate their jaw growth because everyone is eating soft food, and so that ability could possibly be lost altogether if the genes for it haven't helped anyone stand out. It is plausible.