Topic: A waitress I always flirt with spilled water all over me and my dish at lunch today.
TyphoidMary !FO819tUNnA started this discussion 15 years ago #10,115
After I asked her what she was doing later as she was refilling my water. It was really awkward. There were ice cubes and water everwhere and the whole diner was looking at us. Her face was so red and I really feel bad for laughing but she got my fucking slacks wet.
Also, there was a bean in my dish and I didn't order anything with beans in it.
Also, there was a bean in my dish and I didn't order anything with beans in it.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #180,318
Oh fuck. That's awful. I'm really sorry OP.
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,320
Sounds awkward, waitresses get asked out all the time... don't be that guy. You only ask out servers etc if you know she's into you.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,327
> Also, there was a bean in my dish and I didn't order anything with beans in it.
THAT IS SOMEONE ELSE'S BEAN BRO SHE IS FUCKING CHEATING ON YOU
SOLUTION IS RAPE
THAT IS SOMEONE ELSE'S BEAN BRO SHE IS FUCKING CHEATING ON YOU
SOLUTION IS RAPE
henn (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,358
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,361
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #180,366
henn (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,400
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,403
She wants your penis, obviously.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,408
She wants your cock in or around her mouth.
henn (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #180,418
@180,403 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
@previous (G)
Pretty sure she doesn't want anything to do with me after that incident.
@previous (G)
Pretty sure she doesn't want anything to do with me after that incident.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #180,443
@OP When’s the marriage going to be?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #180,474
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #180,476
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #180,480
Let me get this straight...
> ask for a refill
> go up to her as she's refilling
> ask her out
> in shock and disgust, she spills water all over your dick
> you laugh at her
> she turns red
> ask for a refill
> go up to her as she's refilling
> ask her out
> in shock and disgust, she spills water all over your dick
> you laugh at her
> she turns red
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #180,481
@180,476 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Oh shit lol. Those waffle house songs are on every jukebox at every waffle house and, in my drunken experience, they HATE it when you play them as much as possible.
Oh shit lol. Those waffle house songs are on every jukebox at every waffle house and, in my drunken experience, they HATE it when you play them as much as possible.
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #180,482
Then, just to piss you off,
> she adds beans to your dish
> she adds beans to your dish
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #180,492
@180,481 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
> they HATE it when you play them as much as possible
Reminds me of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iEDyTqubiM
> they HATE it when you play them as much as possible
Reminds me of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iEDyTqubiM
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #180,497
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Lol! Fats and I did something very similar once at Johnny Rockets but we played that song Tequila no less than 10 times in a row. At first people were into it. There were comments like "Hey this reminds me of that movie The Sandlot!" but eventually the people who worked there turned down the sound. What's great about that place is that every table has a jukebox so you can do it discreetly.
Lol! Fats and I did something very similar once at Johnny Rockets but we played that song Tequila no less than 10 times in a row. At first people were into it. There were comments like "Hey this reminds me of that movie The Sandlot!" but eventually the people who worked there turned down the sound. What's great about that place is that every table has a jukebox so you can do it discreetly.